"We will not stand for the Israeli colonization of Gaza!"
Chaos ensued as the protestors staged what everyone has been conditioned to believe is a violent insurrection of the American government. "Insurrection! Insurrection!"
Nancy Pelosi shrieked as she ran down the corridors of the Capitol building before being stopped by one of her aides."What? Oh, it's pro-Palestine people? Oh, ok, then. Totally not an insurrection at all. Where's my wine?"