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VIDEO: Foreign Born Chunk Yogurt Announces He Plans to Run for President!
Rumble ^ | September 28, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 09/28/2023 5:56:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

Jimmy Dore has to be the HAPPIEST person on the planet right now. Why? Because Chunk Yogurt, aka Cenk Uygur, of The Young Turks just announced that he is planning on running for president. Chunk made the announcement on "Breaking Points" thus demonstrating just how clueless he is about the U.S. Constitution. Yes, he seems utterly unaware that you have to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN to become president so that leaves Chunk out since he was born in Istanbul Turkey and didn't come to America until his family immigrated here when he was eight. However, no matter since the big benefit of a Chunk run is a humor goldmine chock full of comedy nuggets. Jimmy Dore will certainly mine those nuggets as well as many others. Oh, and it is already hilarious that Chunk's campaign slogan is "Vote For Me So Somebody Else Will Run Against Sleepy Joe."


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cenkuygur; chunkyogurt; clickbait; doreisabore; jimmydore; stolenvideo; youngturks
I just checked and Jimmy Dore is ALREADY hilariously ragging on Chunk and his presidential plans.
1 posted on 09/28/2023 5:56:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/28/2023 5:58:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Cenk Uygur seems convinced that if Biden runs against Trump, Biden will lose.
I feel bad for Mr. Uygur. He has no faith in those wondrous ballot boxes that magically appear at 2 AM.


3 posted on 09/28/2023 6:05:05 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is it low fat, whole milk, contains S. thermophilous and L. bulgaricus and no pectin?


4 posted on 09/28/2023 6:06:20 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: PJ-Comix

Don’t agree with Dore on many things....but really enjoy his show.

I pray he’s not the next one to he canceled.


5 posted on 09/28/2023 6:07:21 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: PJ-Comix

You certainly DON’T have to be a ‘natural born citizen’ to be Prez! Just look at p
Prez Oboogaloo!


6 posted on 09/28/2023 6:08:55 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: Fungi

7 posted on 09/28/2023 6:10:27 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: PJ-Comix

Where’s Vermin Supreme?


8 posted on 09/28/2023 6:15:01 PM PDT by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: PJ-Comix
he seems utterly unaware that you have to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN to become president

Please pick up the half-black courtesy phone, Obama wants to have a word with you.

9 posted on 09/28/2023 6:46:18 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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He’s not a young Turk anymore - just an old turd.


10 posted on 09/28/2023 7:11:27 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: PJ-Comix

I have never learned how to pronounce his name properly.

How old is he? You might be getting too old to be a Young Turk.


11 posted on 09/28/2023 7:16:28 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn’t he say he could beat up Joe Rogan?


12 posted on 09/28/2023 7:18:30 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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He’s not a young Turk anymore - just an old turd.

Now that was funny. That gave me a chuckle.
13 posted on 09/28/2023 7:19:41 PM PDT by Signalman
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14 posted on 09/28/2023 7:45:41 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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Are you aware, P-J, of the loss last year of that leading illuminary on Skins's island, the death of William Rivers Pitt?

It was exactly a year ago. I am truly surprised that this escaped notice on both Skins's island and conservativecave.

https://www.democracynow.org/2022/9/29/headlines/truthout_columnist_and_antiwar_activist_william_rivers_pitt_dies_at_51

15 posted on 09/28/2023 11:27:57 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the primitives)
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Juatice Democrats that he helped create to select people like AOC to get elected doesn’t even want him.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/justice-democrats-ousts-cenk-uygur_n_5a3eb4d1e4b025f99e178181


16 posted on 09/29/2023 12:41:18 AM PDT by Dan Zachary
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Yes, he seems utterly unaware that you have to be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN to become president

Well, now, we know that this particular requirement imploded like OceanGate's submersible.


17 posted on 09/29/2023 2:50:16 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." - Kahlil Gibran)
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I actually wish he was born here. He’d definitely take votes from Biden and the republicans would win definitely. Might even help us with down ticket. But alas, he’s not eligible.


18 posted on 09/29/2023 4:03:28 AM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: Noumenon

Who dat? Kasparian?


19 posted on 09/29/2023 6:05:35 AM PDT by sauropod (I will stand for truth even if I stand alone.)
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