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Crime Surge in Democrat-Run Cities [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 September 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/21/2023 10:26:27 AM PDT by John Semmens

In Washington DC many are afraid to leave their homes during the day because of fear of being assaulted, robbed, raped, or murdered. Murders are up by 29% since last year. Armed robberies are up by 67%. Ronald Moten who was arrested in the 1990s for selling crack, said "you used to not have to worry about crime unless you were associated with the streets, with drug dealing. Now you could just be going down the street, going to the car and you can be killed."

In California, Alameda County District Attorney Pamela Price slammed Oakland residents who have been complaining that crime is too high, calling them "racists who don't understand their obligations to their duly elected government officials. We don't need their criticisms and protests. We need their obedience and their taxes. I ran for office on a progressive platform of restorative justice. This means allowing those who are owed reparations to take them from the whites who have oppressed them since this country was founded in 1619."

In Oregon, the Portland Police Bureau (PPB) is severely under-staffed and experiencing lengthy response times for crimes in progress. On high-priority calls it takes more than 20 minutes to get an officer to the scene. On medium-priority calls it takes more than 50 minutes and on low-priority calls more than 90 minutes. Mayor Ted Wheeler admitted that "the statistics are alarming, but they're not going to divert us from our commitment to decriminalize crimes against property because the current distribution of wealth is so blatantly unfair."

In Illinois, theft has driven so many privately owned grocery stores out of business that Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson wants to open city-owned stores. He says he is confident that "we can eliminate the theft problem by eliminating the requirement that customers pay for the food they need. Since all the food will be free no one will have to steal it. Hunger will be abolished and operating costs will be reduced by getting rid of the labor required to set prices and collect payments. The only labor that will be needed is to stock shelves and help customers load their groceries into their SUVs."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Local News; Politics
KEYWORDS: california; chicago; oregon; satire; washington

1 posted on 09/21/2023 10:26:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It is not so much a crime surge as it is crime training. The leftists always rely on the disruptive nature of useful idiots in order to push their own political agenda and pad their own pockets.


2 posted on 09/21/2023 10:29:19 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: CatOwner

Indeed.


3 posted on 09/21/2023 10:54:33 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: conservative_cyclist; ten18; Twotone; VeryFRank; Clinging Bitterly; Rio; aimhigh; Hieronymus; ...
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4 posted on 09/22/2023 7:08:31 AM PDT by Twotone
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