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Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man
Babylon Bee ^
| 9/4/23
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Posted on 09/04/2023 1:26:50 PM PDT by CFW
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Hilarious! But, Biden may just do it!
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:26:50 PM PDT
by
CFW
To: CFW
Wait a minute...that’s Hunter’s stash.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:34:05 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
To: CFW
To: CFW
It more like a bad camping trip than Bataan Death March.
To: CFW
I wish they wouldn’t give the Big Guy any ideas.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:47:13 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Our politicians are such a treasure. You just want to bury them.)
To: CFW
This monster of a rainstorm was less than 1" in 24 hours.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:48:39 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
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To: All
Resident Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of
hallucinogenic drugs be airdropped to stranded Burning Man Festival goers.
“Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics,” the tolerant and compassionate Biden noted, wiping away tears.
Speaking from his well-worn beach chair in Delaware, Biden compassionately noted, “That’s why I’ve asked Congress to declare a state of emergency and rush these much-needed illicit drugs to Nevada immediately!”
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:51:02 PM PDT
by
Liz
(More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
To: GaltAdonis
Money well spent, if it was pure uncut fentanyl.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:53:37 PM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
(Make orwell fiction again)
To: GaltAdonis
That picture sends chills down my spine. Looks like the worlds largest homeless encampment/ junk yard.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:57:34 PM PDT
by
usurper
(AI was born with a birth defect.)
To: CFW
Probably should drop a few fire extinguishers too and lots of “Pooph” spray as seen on TV.
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:58:49 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(I don't know what the hell it is but you can bet in America, it's "racist" and needs to be cancelled)
To: BipolarBob
Only 2% of the attendees are black—Burning Man needs to follow proper DIE procedures if they want federal help....
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posted on
09/04/2023 1:59:32 PM PDT
by
cgbg
("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
To: CFW
The way government agencies hand out drugs to addicts like candy, this would be feasible.
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posted on
09/04/2023 3:02:11 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
To: Sacajaweau
This monster of a rainstorm was less than 1" in 24 hours. Enough rain to cause the massive amount of mud that is plaguing that desert area........
To: CFW
Don’t eat the Brown acid... The Brown acid is bad, or depending upon your experience... Really, really good.
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posted on
09/04/2023 4:37:39 PM PDT
by
jerod
(Nazi's were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
To: jerod
“Don’t eat the Brown acid... “
Classic!
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posted on
09/04/2023 5:41:40 PM PDT
by
CFW
(I will not comply!)
To: GaltAdonis; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...
It’s a CROP CIRCLE with out crops !!!
Hold on while I run that through the Binary Translator.
OK got it:
VOTE FOR TRUMP, NOT the chump, CIVILIZATION’S CONTINUED SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON IT !!!!
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posted on
09/04/2023 5:47:51 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: mabarker1
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posted on
09/04/2023 6:05:18 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: CFW
I thought this was a true news article, and Dementia Joe was going to Covid-19 vaxes onto Burning Man.
Does Burning Man have anything to do with Zozobra and the Santa Fe Fiesta?
To: Liz
A White House spokesman said President Biden has appointed his son Hunter to lead the operation. “Nobody knows more about obtaining and distributing drugs than the president’s son,” the spokesman said.
At publishing time, festival attendees complained that the emergency airdrop only seemed to contain $30 billion worth of drugs and that Hunter Biden was nowhere to be seen.
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posted on
09/05/2023 8:25:38 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Rotflol.........nice addition......lol.
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posted on
09/05/2023 8:40:40 AM PDT
by
Liz
(More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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