"DID SOMEONE SAY KEVIN?"
Posted on 08/29/2023 2:12:05 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of President Joe Biden's corruption continues to mount, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has issued his most serious threat yet, promising to respond to the Biden administration with the strongliest-worded letter ever written.
"Don't test me! I'll totally do it!" Speaker McCarthy told members of the media assembled at the U.S. Capitol. "If President Biden and his corrupt administration keep blatantly flouting the law and selling out our nation and its citizens, I will have no choice but to write yet another letter explaining my displeasure. This time, I'll use even stronger language. That should do the trick!"
Despite pleas from outraged citizens and select lawmakers to initiate impeachment proceedings against Biden, McCarthy again voiced his belief that a stern letter should yield the results the nation needs. "Why go through the trouble of impeaching the president?" McCarthy replied when asked about his seeming refusal to take a more proactive approach. "If I were to launch an impeachment inquiry, we could end up uncovering even more corruption and illegal conduct, leading to a massive scandal and the potential removal of President Biden from office. No one wants that. This is about holding the administration accountable, and drafting the strongest-worded letter of all time is the best way to do that."
At publishing time, further evidence of criminal activity on the part of Joe Biden and his surrogates had been discovered, leading McCarthy to order his aides to begin drafting yet another super-duper-extra-strongly-worded letter of reprimand.
Go for it, Kev......you’re so cute when you’re angry......snx.
Strongly, stronglier, stronglieist.
maybe he will use bigger crayons
Would be funnier if it wasn’t so true.
McCarthy only strongly threatens to write sternly worded letters and then goes off to party with Ditch, Schmuckie, Hokum and 10% Jao.
Mildly humorous Bee item.
What should replace the letter:
“Captain Bainbridge remarked, his resolve firm, “I hope I shall never again be sent to Algiers with tribute, unless I am authorized to deliver it from the mouth of our cannon.”
― Brian Kilmeade, Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates: The Forgotten War That Changed American History
....sadly, I have to agree.....Mr.Trump was impeached over an appropriate and rightful telephone call, and Mr. Biden is probably the most corrupt president in our declining nation’s history, and the Republicans do .............crickets.....
he usually dots his i’s with a heart
but not this time
he really means it
Strongly worded letter... That’s right up there with being shushed by a librarian.
"DID SOMEONE SAY KEVIN?"
I thought this was Fox News.
The problem is that politicians like McCarthy have so many skeletons in their own closet that they don’t want exposed. So they have to play a game of acting like they are going to do something while never actually doing anything.
“So they have to play a game of acting like they are going to do something while never actually doing anything.”
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Doing nothing seems to get them re-elected. GOP voters don’t seem interested in results or accountability.
I believe that McCarthy’s time is up.
“Hans Brixx, you’re blaking my balls, blaking my balls!”
Sad but true.
Get him really angry and he’ll use the red crayon. No, wait - my bad. He already ate them all. Guess he’ll have to use his own poo.
In Red ink ,LOL
The Impeachment Inquiry IS that best weapon.
To go direct to Impeachment shuts down any hope of gathering more evidence.
The Speaker is not a Prosecutor or a Judge.
With out a willing DOJ or a Senate willing to convict, he can't do much more.
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