Posted on 08/10/2023 2:23:27 PM PDT by DFG
BOSTON, MA — After declaring a state of emergency due to the influx of migrants numbering in the dozens, Massachusetts began to wonder if former President Trump was onto something with that whole build-the-wall thing.
"So, it turns out walls prevent certain, umm, people from entering certain, umm, places," said Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey while blockading her office door with furniture for fear that migrants might come within arm's reach of her. "Also, you'll never guess what 'sanctuary state' actually means, hahaha."
Meanwhile, in the humble town of Martha's Vineyard, residents had descended upon the perfectly-landscaped city park and were chanting, "BUILD THE WALL BUT WE STILL LOVE EVERYONE! BUILD THE WALL BUT WE ARE A SANCTUARY CITY!" The cries from residents wanting a wall may, in fact, be justified after their lives have been upended by what they describe as "roaming gangs of cleaning ladies and gardeners."
In response to The Bay State's about-face on building a wall, Trump called Ron DeSantis "a poo-breathed ninny with weird toes and who probably doesn't even like golf."
At publishing time, the island town of Martha's Vineyard had begun placing miles of floating barriers to stop immigrants but reassured the press that theirs were a non-racist blue color.
Yeah, I know. It’s the Bee. But I’ll guarantee there are some liberals .. all over .. who are seeing Trump’s logic.
They need more. The only way to get liberals to understand how stupid their policies are is to make them suffer the consequences of their own policies.
As Alinsky said: "Force the enemy to live up to his own book of rules."
MV is an island comprising several towns.
It’s getting harder and harder to spot the Bee articles.
“The Wall” is old news, at this point.
Sure, both Trump and DeSantis both claim they will FINALLY have it built.
But only DeSantis is talking about using deadly force to defend the border, and even attacking the cartels in Mexico, if necessary.
Obscenely wealthy towns like Martha's Vineyard,Wellesley,Weston,Dover and others will sleep well at night while in Boston the legislature,95% Rat (House and Senate),will count on our new bull dyke Governor to sign any tax increase bill they send her.
And the median net worth of the homeowners there is $18.7 million.
Does Captain Obvious work at the Babylon Bee?
They’re finding out there can be too much diversity and cultural enrichment. Especially when they freeloaders are obnoxious.
Trump should just televise this Bill Clinton speech from 1995 and then simply state “I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.”
Very short video - about 84 seconds.
https://www.c-spanorg/video/? c4351026/c
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