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Aryan Godlike Men [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 August 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/05/2023 2:29:24 AM PDT by John Semmens

One of the more bizarre aspects of the Biden family's influence peddling scheme is Hunter's boast that "the troupe of very handsome Aryan godlike men I bring with me everywhere I go has immensely impressed my Chinese business associates." This statement appeared on Hunter's laptop and was confirmed by his former business partner Devon Archer in his testimony at the House Oversight Committee hearing this week.

One of the more incriminating bits of Archer's testimony revealed that "in 2014 Burisma executive Mykola Zlochevsky told Hunter that his company needed help from the United States government to deal with the pressure from prosecutor Viktor Shokin. Hunter got his dad on the phone. Zlochevsky paid Joe and Hunter $5 million each. In 2016 Joe visited Ukraine President Zelensky and told him to fire Shokin or he wouldn't get the billion dollar aid package President Obama had promised him. Shokin was fired later that day. In 2018, Joe Biden appeared at a Council on Foreign Relations forum where he bragged about coercing this firing."

Contrary to Joe Biden's repeated claims to have never talked about business with his son, Archer recalled "there were at least 20 occasions in which Hunter's dad participated in business discussions, mostly on speaker phone, but a couple of time face-to-face. His name and position as vice-president of the United States were the 'value added' he brought to the business. None of Hunter's business schemes could have succeeded without this vital 'Biden Brand' connection."

After hearing this testimony, Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-PA) insisted that "there is no evidence of any wrongdoing by President Biden. All the alleged crimes were committed before he ever became the president. Besides, what's wrong with earning a little extra income to supplement his woefully inadequate salary as vice-president? You know he's not the only one to have grown rich while holding public office. The suggestion that he should be impeached for doing what we all do is ridiculous."

In contrast, Legal scholar Jonathan Turley predicted that "this is shaping up to be one of the greatest corruption scandals in the history of Washington. The testimony of witnesses, the incriminating contents of Hunter Biden's laptop, the bank records showing a series of complicated transfers in an effort to conceal how ill-gotten money flowed to the various members of the Biden family--including President Biden--is all very damning."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/347970-2023-08-05-semi-news-semi-satire-august-6-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; bribery; corruption; satire; turley; ukraine; viktorshokin

1 posted on 08/05/2023 2:29:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 08/05/2023 2:31:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

So, the Biden’s are gods?


3 posted on 08/05/2023 2:33:26 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: John Semmens

great video on the 400-plus crimes committed by Hunter, according to the laptop evidence scrutinised by Marco Polo team:

3 Aug: Tweet: KanekoaTheGreat
@MarcoPolo501c3
“We reached out to every single pimp, hooker, drug dealer, and business partner on Hunter Biden’s laptop...

We put all of his emails and photos online... You have FARA violations, money laundering, sex trafficking, and conspiracy to commit bribery...

Not one email has proven to be false... We put all of the metadata out there... When you go through the emails, they clearly show how the Bidens were an agent for a foreign principal...

Hunter was on the hook for Joe Biden’s living expenses... There was a joint bank account between Hunter Biden, Eric Schwerin, and Joe Biden... Emails prove it...ETC

VIDEO: VIVA FREI: 14mins10secs: with Garrett Giegler, Marco Polo
https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1687684347913183232


4 posted on 08/05/2023 3:11:08 AM PDT by MAGAthon
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To: John Semmens

Youtube: 31m47s: Tucker Carlson 8/4/23 Part 2 Devon Archer | BREAKING NEWS TODAY August 4, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DE6PwFt02s


5 posted on 08/05/2023 3:27:17 AM PDT by MAGAthon
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To: John Semmens
One of the more bizarre aspects of the Biden Crime Family's immensely profitable influence-peddling scheme is Hunter's boast that "the troupe of very handsome Aryan, godlike men I bring with me everywhere I go has immensely impressed my Chinese business associates."

Mmmm......that must have made for some "interesting" small talk
over the egg foo yung. How do you say "nice package" in Mandarin?

I'm sure they are thrilled now that Hunter has exposed
the once-inscrutable Chinese Communist moneymen as latent homosexuals.

So we can safely assume.....after pocketing the billions in bribes,
Hunter's sideline was pimping out his partners to his Chinese clients.

Another favor from VP Joe.

6 posted on 08/05/2023 3:56:32 AM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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To: MAGAthon

just found the full hour:

1hr01m: Tucker Carlson 8/4/23 [E.P 12 Part 2]. Devon Archer | BREAKING NEWS TODAY
https://www.facebook.com/pupslk/videos/tucker-carlson-8423-ep-12-part-2-devon-archer-breaking-news-today-august-4-2023/6631194003612129/


7 posted on 08/05/2023 4:03:07 AM PDT by MAGAthon
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To: GOPJ; poconopundit; Jane Long; Diana in Wisconsin; Grampa Dave; Godzilla; null and void; aragorn; ..

One of the more bizarre aspects of the Biden Crime Family’s immensely profitable influence-peddling scheme is Hunter’s boast that “the troupe of very handsome Aryan, godlike men I bring with me everywhere I go has immensely impressed my Chinese business associates.”

Mmmm......that must have made for some “interesting” small talk
over the egg foo yung. How do you say “nice package” in Mandarin?

I’m sure they are thrilled now that Hunter has exposed
the once-inscrutable Chinese Communist moneymen as latent homosexuals.

So we can safely assume.....after pocketing the billions in bribes,
Hunter’s sideline was pimping out his partners to his Chinese clients.

Another “favor” from VP Joe.


8 posted on 08/05/2023 4:09:15 AM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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To: John Semmens

“the troupe of very handsome Aryan godlike men I bring with me everywhere ...”

So where are the all leftists screeching ‘white supremacist’ and ‘cancel him NOW’ and ‘off with his head’ etc ??


9 posted on 08/05/2023 5:58:16 AM PDT by ByteMercenary (Cho Bi Dung and KamalHo are not my leaders.)
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To: John Semmens

Aside from the Aryan part, don’t all crackheads think like this?


10 posted on 08/05/2023 6:29:32 AM PDT by sphinx
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To: Kartographer
So, the Biden’s are gods?

Probably the Secret Service men.

11 posted on 08/05/2023 7:27:42 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: John Semmens
"The suggestion that he should be impeached for doing what we all do is ridiculous." — Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-PA)
12 posted on 08/05/2023 8:22:58 AM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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To: John Semmens
"Aryan Godlike Men"

So, someone finally discovered me.

13 posted on 08/05/2023 8:41:57 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Liz
Mmmm......that must have made for some “interesting” small talk over the egg foo yung. How do you say “nice package” in Mandarin?

"I'll order the Cream of Sum Yung Gai" (hat tip to Wayne's World).

14 posted on 08/05/2023 2:01:22 PM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum )
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