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Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling 'Bring Out Your Dead!'
Babylon Bee ^ | 7/29/23 | staff

Posted on 07/30/2023 12:19:36 PM PDT by CFW

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect the dead bodies.

"I'm getting better!" shouted Dianne Feinstein as her aides tossed her into the wheelbarrow. "I think I'll go for a walk!"

With members of congress keeling over at an unprecedented rate, Mr. Mathis was pressed into collecting bodies full-time. "The dead body smell was getting overpowering," explained Mr. Mathis. "So, now I push this official Congressional wheelbarrow around to collect the corpses. Government work - am I right?"

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; feinstein; mcconnell
Babylon Bee at its best!
1 posted on 07/30/2023 12:19:36 PM PDT by CFW
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To: CFW

Hey, Feinstein should be glad that they didn’t test to see if she was made of wood.


2 posted on 07/30/2023 12:24:10 PM PDT by Stosh
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To: CFW

Ah, ha ha ha bwahahaha!!!


3 posted on 07/30/2023 12:30:16 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: GOPJ; poconopundit; Diana in Wisconsin
At publishing time, Mr. Mathis was seen arguing with Senator McConnell's staff
over whether it was against regulation to load up McConnell just yet........

McConnell himself was unavailable for comment.......he passed out when he saw the wheelbarrow.

4 posted on 07/30/2023 12:31:40 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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To: CFW

Need another wheelbarrow for the White House.


5 posted on 07/30/2023 12:35:50 PM PDT by Veto! (FJB Sucks Rocks)
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To: CFW

Nailed it yet again!!


6 posted on 07/30/2023 12:37:20 PM PDT by Howie66 ("Biden-Fetterman 2024. It's A No Brainer")
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To: All

Jill Biden ditched Biden’s oxygen tank and his oatmeal
when she heard Mathis yelling ‘Bring Out Your Dead!’

She was heard ordering grilled steak and asparagus for Joe’s afternoon snack.


7 posted on 07/30/2023 12:39:21 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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To: Howie66

Need it to become a reality not just satire from the Babylon bee!


8 posted on 07/30/2023 12:43:47 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner (Treason is the reason for Democrat Sedition & Subversion)
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To: CFW; dfwgator

9 posted on 07/30/2023 12:44:00 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (Tanned, rested, and ready.)
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To: Howie66

Need it to become a reality not just satire from the Babylon bee!


10 posted on 07/30/2023 12:45:21 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner (Treason is the reason for Democrat Sedition & Subversion)
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To: CFW

It should happen for real. Maybe Sen. John Kennedy, the Senate jokester, can get this going.


11 posted on 07/30/2023 1:05:56 PM PDT by plangent
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To: plangent

“It should happen for real. Maybe Sen. John Kennedy, the Senate jokester, can get this going.”


Kennedy, with his Louisiana southern accent, would be perfect at this!


12 posted on 07/30/2023 1:10:48 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: null and void

ping


13 posted on 07/30/2023 1:40:31 PM PDT by GOPJ (ARE CIA ops who gave Biden German trained dogs to bite Secret Service Agents cartel connectors?)
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To: GOPJ

On it! New graphic for some of the future emerging pandemic pings!


14 posted on 07/30/2023 1:44:18 PM PDT by null and void (Intelligence has limits, while gullibility doesn't. ~ SunkenCiv)
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To: CFW
"Four Weddings And A Funeral" will be remade as "Four Funerals And An Election."

And when the men in the white coats come looking for career politicians walking around with hotdogs in their hands, they just have to be careful not to get between the raving politician and the nearest camera. Too dangerous.

15 posted on 07/30/2023 2:26:15 PM PDT by Bernard ("No matter where you go, there you are." (Buckaroo Banzai))
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To: CFW

“With members of congress keeling over at an unprecedented rate...”

Finally! A ray of sunshine in these dark, dark days! ;)


16 posted on 07/31/2023 5:53:56 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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