[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

To PIF and all the others,
Come on out to play.
We shall tally numbers
And cheer the dead today.

Or examine Oryx
As in our days now past,
For all is in the numbers
That we herein broadcast.

To all my troops assembled,
Pile on with happy glee
As jolly, gay destruction
Cheers us awesomely.

[PIF]

Valiant effort; C minus; Don’t give up your day job.

For a better grade, rewrite in iambic pentameter.

[Alas Babylon!]

Even so, do you think the Ukrainians wanted the Russians to invade and kill them?

Isn’t fighting back what most people do when attacked?

Is that jolly gay destruction or refusal to be subjugated, and give up half your land and peoples?

I’m beginning to think it’s not Joe Biden and global hohos that are hated by the Russian supporters, but the fact the Ukraine didn’t roll over to Russian brutality.