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For Laughs: He Was Sick of the World
PatriotandLiberty ^ | 2023 | A Friend

Posted on 06/20/2023 1:32:21 AM PDT by spirited irish

Brian lives in San Luis Obispo, California. He was sick of the world, sick of COVID, Trump, the “My Pillow” guy, Russia, China, global warming, street crime, fentanyl, illegal immigrants, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, rolled down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brian is a registered Democrat.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hatetrump; humor; joke; tesla

1 posted on 06/20/2023 1:32:21 AM PDT by spirited irish
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2 posted on 06/20/2023 1:53:30 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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*grin*


3 posted on 06/20/2023 2:05:24 AM PDT by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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I had to look and see if it was the Bee.


4 posted on 06/20/2023 2:11:19 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF Captain & pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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“Brian is a registered Democrat.”...

...living in California.


5 posted on 06/20/2023 2:15:27 AM PDT by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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Too freakin’ hilarious!


6 posted on 06/20/2023 5:42:12 AM PDT by old school
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LOL! :-)


7 posted on 06/20/2023 8:34:52 AM PDT by left that other site (Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
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omg lol


8 posted on 06/20/2023 11:14:40 AM PDT by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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