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VIDEO: My Wife WIN$$$ Again at Slots!!!
Rumble ^ | June 18, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 06/18/2023 11:28:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

After some really spooky events yesterday morning concerning the upload and posting of my J6 Pipe Bomber video, things shifted gear dramatically for the better for me that evening. In this video, you can see yet another example of my wife being blessed again by Lady Luck at the casino. As typically happens, she was down to almost nothing but then suddenly the winds of fortune suddenly reversed. This happens so frequently that it is eerie (but I'm not complaining).


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: casino; clickbait; getajobloser; slotmachines; wifereally; winning
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To: Celerity
I have a feeling that at some point you and I may have crossed paths.

But I love working the navy guys.


I was friendly with one fellow who was short, with thick grey hair and glasses. I was 34, 6'1", overweight, and light brown hair (at the time).

I also worked a bit with someone who was VERY heavy (400+ pounds, special chair). I remember no names.
21 posted on 06/18/2023 3:34:44 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Dr. Sivana

I was a 5’7” 130lbs goth kid with long hair that I wore in pigtails. Also a bit of a hippy in the NH days of 95-96. 96 I moved back to CT and set up shop with MECA software for the final 3 years. Then got the consulting bug and moved from company to company from 98 to .. well.. Today. Semi retired 9 years ago.

I have a few clients in CT/NY still but I primarily do Uber work and raise my daughter as a single dad. It would be easier to list off the places I didn’t work for than the ones that I did.


22 posted on 06/18/2023 5:42:44 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: PJ-Comix

That is hysterical and man! That woman can win! So now....is the FBI looking for me, too? Asking for a friend. ROFL!!

They do need to GIVE YOU THE MONEY!!! $500,000 would buy a lot of Brazilian Steak [which, BTW, looked delish!]


23 posted on 06/18/2023 7:37:41 PM PDT by luvie (🇺🇸The bravery/dedication of our troops keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American.🇺🇸)
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To: PJ-Comix
I thought maybe they had bottled water...

They do; filled from the hose behind the garage.

24 posted on 06/19/2023 5:11:07 AM PDT by JPG (MAGA)
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To: Dr. Sivana

“some homebrew Borland thing”

Turbo Pascal or Delphi?


25 posted on 06/19/2023 5:14:46 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: PJ-Comix

Fun-My oldest Daughter always win.


26 posted on 06/19/2023 5:21:43 AM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: AppyPappy

Delphi.


27 posted on 06/19/2023 5:42:50 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Dr. Sivana

I think I still have a copy.


28 posted on 06/19/2023 6:13:10 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: PJ-Comix

"The probability on one-four-reel machine is a million and a half to one. On three machines in a row, it's in the billions. It cannot happen; would not happen, you ____in' momo! What's the matter with you! Didn't you see you were bein' set up on the second win?"

29 posted on 06/19/2023 6:15:10 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: luvie
They do need to GIVE YOU THE MONEY!!! $500,000 would buy a lot of Brazilian Steak [which, BTW, looked delish!]

The FBI needs to be broken up but NOT until they give me my $500,000 reward. Chris Wray, as his last act in office, should give me a yuuuuge oversize $500,000 cardboard check in a public ceremony... and then the FBI can be immediately dissolved.

30 posted on 06/19/2023 7:15:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

My dearly departed wife and I had a lot of fun in Nevada for our 25th. We drove all around, settling first in Carson City. This was back in the day before those printouts - a winner would get the dropping quarters.

Our strategy at the Carson City casino was simple. We played slowly, first I’d pull my machine’s arm and we’d watch the reels turn. Then I’d watch my wife pull the arm on her machine. We had fun, which was the point.

All of a sudden, she hit the jackpot! quarters started dropping, bells went off. I said “What did you do?” She responded “I have no idea!” LOL

The next step in the strategy is: walk away, don’t keep playing, because in the long run the house always wins. We took our winnings and had a really nice time at a fancy restaurant.

Haven’t been to a casino since she passed. Just not the same.


31 posted on 06/20/2023 4:55:46 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." - Kahlil Gibran)
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