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Is Corruption a Lesser Evil? [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 June 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/02/2023 11:39:54 PM PDT by John Semmens

This week, National Security Council spokesman John Kirby was surprised by New York Post reporter Steven Nelson asking him "what do you say to the majority of Americans who believe that the president is himself corrupt?"

"Wow," Kirby replied. "First, I would point out that President Biden himself has repeatedly denied that he is corrupt or that his son has done anything wrong. Second, I would ask voters to consider whether Trump's treason might be worse than a little corruption on the part of President Biden. On the one hand, we have a former Republican president and current Republican candidate that instigated an insurrection against the peaceful transfer of power to a duly elected Joe Biden. Isn't this worse than taking a few million dollars in bribes in exchange for political favors?"

"On the other hand, corruption has been an ever-present companion of politics since the nation's founding," Kirby added. "Candidates routinely repay campaign donors with favorable votes on pending legislation. Members of Congress frequently support legislation that will enhance the value of stocks they own. Sometimes they even accept cash bribes in exchange for their votes. Yet, the nation has survived these transgressions. Can the nation survive allowing the enemies of democracy to take over the government? I think not. That's why I'm glad that the FBI took steps to undermine the candidacy of Republican extremists like Trump and others of his ilk."

In related news, in a bid to avert being held in contempt for withholding a document subpoenaed by Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray has offered to show the document to Rep. James Comer (R-Ken) and Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa) providing they sign a nondisclosure agreement (NDA). "The way I figure it, as long as the general public itself never sees the document the issue will remain whether to take the word of the President or his GOP critics regarding who's telling the truth," Wray said. "I'm confident that the media will guide most people to the right opinion on the issue just like they did with the covid vaccines."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/344714-2023-06-02-semi-news-semi-satire-june-4-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; corruption; fbi; insurrection; satire; treason; trump

1 posted on 06/02/2023 11:39:54 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/02/2023 11:41:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

You have a corrupt mind. Kind of nice in a way.


3 posted on 06/03/2023 12:57:22 AM PDT by KC Burke (Diversity, Inclusion and Equity is not another way to spell GOD but it is a way to spell DIE.)
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To: John Semmens

Has Katy Tur weighed in on this yet?


4 posted on 06/03/2023 9:20:34 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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