Skip to comments.Biden to Give Pelosi Medal of Freedom [semi-satire]
Posted on 05/27/2023 12:15:18 AM PDT by John Semmens
At a speech before the pro-abortion Emily's List, President Joe Biden announced he would award the Medal of Freedom to Rep. Nancy Pelosi "for her pivotal role in assisting President Roosevelt rescue the economy in the Great Depression." What's even more amazing is that Pelosi was born in 1940 and was only five years old when Roosevelt died.
This latest Biden Gaffe inspired former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to point out that "he's 80 years old. His age is an issue, and people have every right to consider it when considering whether to reelect him. Polls show that only 22% of Democrats are excited about his candidacy. So, I wouldn't blame voters for looking for a younger person to rule the country. I, for example, am only 75 and am not demented."
In related news, a CNN sponsored poll found that 33% saw the prospect of a second term for Biden as "a step forward for the country," while two-thirds saw it as "a setback or disaster." An ebullient President Biden was ecstatic, saying "33 is fifty times the size of two-thirds. This tide will sweep me into an even more successful second term."
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ohhh i almost had heart attack on this one
Shouldn’t that old witch get The Order of Lenin?
YA...a Medal of “Freedom” from her criminal activities??? .../sarc
There’s a medal of freedom from prosecution???
Seems to me he should have awarded a crown to Queen Nazi Pelosi.
That was great! I don’t know how you manage to keep the satire ahead of the reality, but keep on doing it.
Caught me too.
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