Posted on 05/03/2023 12:08:38 PM PDT by DFG
MOSCOW — After an attempted drone strike assassination on the Kremlin this week, Russian President Vladimir Putin vowed swift retaliatory action, beginning with a targeted misgendering of U.S. Admiral Rachel Levine.
"This Ukrainian attempt to assassinate me using American drones and American missiles is an egregious breach of international law, and it will not go unanswered. So today I am announcing that Rachel Levine is a man," said Putin angrily. "This is but a taste of the destructive power Russia will unleash on the West."
"Imagine what might happen to your armed forces once they're all made to feel less safe!"
Sources say Admiral Rachel Levine was injured in the targeted misgendering attack but is expected to recover within 2-3 years. "Someone needs to stop this maniac before he kills us all!" said Levine, according to sources.
At publishing time, Putin had upped the ante by vowing to send a shipment of gas stoves to New York.
Perfect 👍
Finally, a good reason for Thermonuclear War with Russia!
His name is Richard and he is a man, not a woman!
Finally, a good reason for Thermonuclear War with Russia!
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Yes, an unprecedented and unacceptable escalation of hostilities according to the White House. /s
Loved how they slid in the “gas stoves” line in the end!
“... the horror, ... the horror “
It is far more serious than Genocide, and should always be punished using the Thermonuclear Death Penalty.
Richard Levine is just a transvestite.
—jRoberts-
But...but...but...the resident Freeocons here love Admiral Levine.
An Extremist Transgenderist wants to kill you and your family.
A Moderate Transgenderist, wants an Extremist Transgenderist to kill you and your family.
Transgendered women are really stupid. What gender they really are is hanging right in front of them 🤣🤣🤣
It’s not “misgendering”, it’s “right-gendering”.
That is the right answer!
Actually it’s those with gender dysphoria who are “misgendering”.
In my day we called them cross-dressers, and that’s what I still call them. People need to stop calling them trannies, because that’s the label they gave themselves.
❤ the 🐝. 🤣
We are not amused.
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