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Putin Retaliates For Assassination Attempt By Misgendering Admiral Levine
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/03/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/03/2023 12:08:38 PM PDT by DFG

MOSCOW — After an attempted drone strike assassination on the Kremlin this week, Russian President Vladimir Putin vowed swift retaliatory action, beginning with a targeted misgendering of U.S. Admiral Rachel Levine.

"This Ukrainian attempt to assassinate me using American drones and American missiles is an egregious breach of international law, and it will not go unanswered. So today I am announcing that Rachel Levine is a man," said Putin angrily. "This is but a taste of the destructive power Russia will unleash on the West."

"Imagine what might happen to your armed forces once they're all made to feel less safe!"

Sources say Admiral Rachel Levine was injured in the targeted misgendering attack but is expected to recover within 2-3 years. "Someone needs to stop this maniac before he kills us all!" said Levine, according to sources.

At publishing time, Putin had upped the ante by vowing to send a shipment of gas stoves to New York.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; gasstove; levine; misgender; putin

1 posted on 05/03/2023 12:08:38 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Perfect 👍


2 posted on 05/03/2023 12:10:31 PM PDT by JonPreston
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To: DFG
Putin Retaliates For Assassination Attempt By Misgendering Admiral Levine

Finally, a good reason for Thermonuclear War with Russia!

3 posted on 05/03/2023 12:11:34 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: DFG

His name is Richard and he is a man, not a woman!


4 posted on 05/03/2023 12:12:33 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Navy Patriot

Finally, a good reason for Thermonuclear War with Russia!

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Yes, an unprecedented and unacceptable escalation of hostilities according to the White House. /s


5 posted on 05/03/2023 12:13:24 PM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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To: DFG

Loved how they slid in the “gas stoves” line in the end!


6 posted on 05/03/2023 12:14:18 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

“... the horror, ... the horror “


7 posted on 05/03/2023 12:18:52 PM PDT by A strike ("The worse, the better."- Lenin (& Schwab & Soros)
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To: Bishop_Malachi
Misgendering any Sexual Identity Saint is the most heinous crime a human can commit.

It is far more serious than Genocide, and should always be punished using the Thermonuclear Death Penalty.

8 posted on 05/03/2023 12:20:55 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: DFG

Richard Levine is just a transvestite.

—jRoberts-


9 posted on 05/03/2023 12:21:50 PM PDT by A strike ("The worse, the better."- Lenin (& Schwab & Soros)
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To: DFG


10 posted on 05/03/2023 12:21:53 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

But...but...but...the resident Freeocons here love Admiral Levine.


11 posted on 05/03/2023 12:40:43 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
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To: DFG

An Extremist Transgenderist wants to kill you and your family.

A Moderate Transgenderist, wants an Extremist Transgenderist to kill you and your family.


12 posted on 05/03/2023 12:44:21 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (They’re not after me! They’re after you! I’m just in the way!)
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To: DFG

Transgendered women are really stupid. What gender they really are is hanging right in front of them 🤣🤣🤣


13 posted on 05/03/2023 12:50:17 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: DFG

It’s not “misgendering”, it’s “right-gendering”.


14 posted on 05/03/2023 1:04:59 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: maddog55

That is the right answer!


15 posted on 05/03/2023 1:10:33 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: DFG

Actually it’s those with gender dysphoria who are “misgendering”.


16 posted on 05/03/2023 1:16:53 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: A strike

In my day we called them cross-dressers, and that’s what I still call them. People need to stop calling them trannies, because that’s the label they gave themselves.


17 posted on 05/03/2023 1:18:09 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: DFG

❤ the 🐝. 🤣


18 posted on 05/03/2023 1:34:51 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: DFG

We are not amused.

19 posted on 05/03/2023 1:48:49 PM PDT by windsorknot
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