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Voting Advice from Mexican President [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 March 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/11/2023 8:58:07 AM PST by John Semmens

Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador called for all Hispanics residing in the United States to vote against Republicans, saying "they are a corrupt, inhumane, and hypocritical party. They say they are for freedom, yet they actively harass the entrepreneurs who facilitate the movement of people and merchandise across this border. Now, Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) is calling for US troops to enter Mexico and kill these entrepreneurs."

Graham defended himself by pointing out "I've been a leading proponent for getting our troops to engage in the fighting in Ukraine to help preserve their borders, but people have criticized me for not paying enough attention to our borders. Well, the recent kidnapping and murder of Americans traveling to Mexico for medical treatment has given me the opportunity to maintain a consistent position in favor of military solutions to this nation's problems and support the great companies that manufacture the weapons used by our troops and make the political donations that help public servants like myself to continue to serve this great country."

Lopez complained that "the Scorpions faction of the Gulf cartel has already apologized for the murders. They say the killings were carried out by undisciplined members of their organization. What Graham fails to acknowledge is that the violence these entrepreneurs must use to ply their trade is a direct result of the fact that the products and services they provide are illegal under US law. A more humane approach would be to reach some sort of exclusive licensing agreement where these products and services would be permitted in exchange for a share of the profits. Biden and the Democrats are the ones we can trust to negotiate that agreement."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cartel; drugs; illegals; lindsaygraham; satire

1 posted on 03/11/2023 8:58:07 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 03/11/2023 8:59:48 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

A known “Pawn” of the biggest Cartel in Mexico is giving advice to Americans on how to vote. This will Help Republicans with the Hispanic vote. Hope he keeps it up.


3 posted on 03/11/2023 9:15:04 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
He took the silver, instead of the lead.

I've been thinking about it. We don't need to send our military into Mexico. Instead, identify and target cartel activity within our borders, if we haven't already.

Find them, deport them, wash, rinse, repeat. I know it's not that simple, though.

4 posted on 03/11/2023 9:26:04 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

He should also say, “if you don’t vote for Biden, you aren’t Hispanic.”


5 posted on 03/11/2023 9:28:01 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Night Hides Not

Biden sends him 400 million plus each year.


6 posted on 03/11/2023 9:37:59 AM PST by Lumper20 (Ham)
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To: John Semmens

Sez the President of one of the worst, most corrupt and most violent countries in the world. You literally take your life in your own hands if you travel to Mexico.


7 posted on 03/11/2023 12:08:33 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: John Semmens

Screw that communist wetback SOB!

He gets richer by siphoning billions of untaxed dollars, annually, out of the U.S. economy...


8 posted on 03/11/2023 5:01:12 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperatly need him)
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