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Romney Lauds Biden's Handling of Chinese Balloon [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Feb 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/10/2023 9:45:29 PM PST by John Semmens

While many Americans are wondering how a Chinese spy balloon could have been allowed to cross over the entire length of the United States, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) is heaping praise on President Biden for waiting until it's spy mission was accomplished before shooting it down.

"As a sitting Senator, I had the privilege of being briefed by Deputy Secretary of State Wendy Sherman," Romney boasted. "It was pointed out to me that by allowing China to complete its spy mission we accomplished some important things. First, letting China listen in on our military communications shows them that they have nothing to fear from us."

"Second, there are hundreds, perhaps thousands, of Christian missionaries engaged in efforts to proselytize for the Christian faith within China's borders," Romney pointed out. "As our own FBI has discovered these are dangerous terrorists who could ultimately undermine the authorities in both countries. The President's gentler approach opens the door to a potential detente between our two nations to fight a common foe."

In related news, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced the withdrawal of his agency's screed labeling Catholics "violent white supremacists," saying that "since this was intended to be a covert operation there is no sense in going forward with it now that it has become public knowledge. We will have to find another way to protect America from this enemy within."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: christians; detente; fbi; satire; spying; terrorists

1 posted on 02/10/2023 9:45:29 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 02/10/2023 9:46:44 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Hairdo and Brainless Joe are two peas in a pod.
3 posted on 02/10/2023 9:57:43 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: John Semmens

Did Biden tie the balloon to the roof of his car?


4 posted on 02/10/2023 10:02:52 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: John Semmens

5 posted on 02/10/2023 11:21:13 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("There is no good government at all & none possible."--Mark Twain)
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To: John Semmens

Walking that fine line between satire and truth. Well done, as usual, John!


6 posted on 02/11/2023 4:16:57 AM PST by Fireone (The only reason our elections are complicated is because the cheaters want it that way.)
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To: John Semmens

Romney should become his Sect of State.


7 posted on 02/11/2023 5:41:40 AM PST by bray (Order at TheRepublicofTexas.store)
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To: John Semmens

Well done, John


8 posted on 02/11/2023 7:36:49 PM PST by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Re-imagine the media!)
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