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Posted on 02/07/2023 9:07:38 AM PST by shadowlands1960
WASHINGTON, DC — In a move designed to both bring in some extra revenue for the federal government as well as send a message of encouragement to the public to get vaccinated, tonight's State of the Union address from President Joe Biden will be sponsored by Pfizer.
"We've really been a driving force behind most decisions made by the country's leadership anyway," said Pfizer spokesperson Phil Brooks. "The next logical step is to just start publicly sponsoring this type of official policy speech."
Fresh off its sponsorship of the much-talked-about musical performance/Satanic worship service by Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards, the pharmaceutical giant is looking to expand its public presence into the political sphere. "Most members of Congress are on our payroll already," Brooks continued. "Sam Smith's performance at the Grammys, combined with a speech from President Biden, really captures the essence of what Pfizer is all about. They go hand-in-hand."
Other potential sponsors were reportedly discussed behind closed doors by the Biden administration, including Balenciaga, the Chinese Communist Party, and Satan himself. "We thought about other options, but Pfizer seemed like a good start," said a White House source under the condition of anonymity. "After all, we can't really be too open and honest about who controls our messaging."
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I thought it was China and a PSC by Ukraine.
Sorry, PSA by Ukraine.
They were both considered...
spiritually sponsored for sure
I thought the Bee was supposed to be satire
I thought it was Carl’s Jr.
Is the Bee, plagiarizing CNN now?
I thought that too.
Biden isn’t worthy to shine Camacho’s shoes.
ah.....grosssssss.....
Tonight’s State Of The Union A Rerun Of A Mao speech.
I heard the second sponsor is the Chinese National Ballon Company.
And President Xi will be there as an honored guest.
Check this
Many have found that Purina chicken feed stopped their chickens from laying eggs
They switched food brands and the eggs came back
The parent company of Purina is Land O’Lakes, whose CEO is Beth Ford
You know which Board she got voted to serve on in 2021?
BlackRock— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) February 7, 2023
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