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Zelensky Rejects Peace Talks [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 January 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/27/2023 10:09:26 PM PST by John Semmens

Former US President Donald Trump's call for "ending the crazy Ukraine-Russia war before it leads to nukes" drew scoffs from Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky. "Why should I negotiate with a nobody like Putin? I am Time Magazine's 'Man-of-the-Year.' His threat to use nukes is just a bluff."

Zelensky went on to mock "Trump is just a sissy worrying that his hotels in Washington and Moscow will be destroyed by nuclear missiles. We are not afraid. President Biden has said he will do whatever it takes for us to win this war. He has previously sent $100 billion in aid and has just approved the shipment of 31 Abrams tanks--the ones named after Stacey Abrams, the candidate who can never be defeated. With these tanks we will win this war." A potential postponement of Ukraine's victory celebration may be in store. The Pentagon says there aren't 31 of these tanks currently available for shipment and it could take as long as a year to get them all to Ukraine.

Trump marveled "at how Biden has become mesmerized by Zelensky's showmanship. There are no 'white hats' in this conflict. Ukraine is a corrupt dictatorship that censors and outlaws political opposition. We should not be 'doing whatever it takes' to continue a war that has dangerously depleted weapons that may be needed to defend America. No American interest or world interest is served by continuing this war. We need to get both sides to cease fire and negotiate a settlement. I offer my services as a mediator."

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) sided with Zelensky and President Biden and condemned "Trump's interference in affairs of state," calling it "a treasonous violation of the Logan Act. The world will have more prosperity if there is peace. Arming Ukraine so they can go on fighting shows that we care about human life. I'm with President Biden on this. It is the duty of every freedom loving person to ensure that Ukraine wins this war."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/338847-2023-01-27-semi-news-semi-satire-january-29-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; blueandyellowpompoms; givememoremoneyyyy; romney; satire; trump; zelenskyyyy

1 posted on 01/27/2023 10:09:26 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/27/2023 10:10:39 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

TShirt Hitler strikes again. Take some more anebolic steroids you pecker pianist in high heels. Dirt bag of the highest order of dirt bags.


3 posted on 01/27/2023 10:28:58 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body... gives me more rights. )
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To: John Semmens

Zelensky’s handlers want him to prolong the war to justify the free flowing taxpayer ‘foreign aid’ being lavished on the region. Negotiating peace doesn’t bring in a dime, unless they get creative.

Zelensky is losing and by that I mean the Ukraine may end up missing entire generations of MEN. Just throwing them into the meat grinder and lying about horrific losses. He won’t negotiate peace up until the day he flies away to one of his mansions in other countries. Zelensky is not Ukrainian, he’s only using the Ukraines for the proxy war as dictated by his NATO handlers.


4 posted on 01/27/2023 10:52:11 PM PST by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: John Semmens

You’re too close to the truth, John.


5 posted on 01/28/2023 4:26:47 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: John Semmens

The ravings of a self-absorbed madman.


6 posted on 01/28/2023 4:40:27 AM PST by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: John Semmens

Makes me wonder about gifting 31 tanks when all of the German forces with over a 1,000 tanks and trucks could not take Stalingrad.

This whole war is bloody satire.


7 posted on 01/28/2023 5:57:38 AM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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