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AG Explains Disparate Classified Documents Treatment [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Jan 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/20/2023 8:01:24 PM PST by John Semmens

While the Department of Justice saw fit to send a platoon of armed FBI agents to seize documents from former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence, no such dramatic enforcement effort has been expended in the retrieval of classified documents held in various locations by President Biden.

Attorney General Merrick Garland explained that "the situations are in no way analogous. Trump was a twice-impeached enemy of our democracy. President Biden is the nation's most prominent defender of our democracy. It stands to reason that different approaches are warranted."

Among the differences between the two cases is that President Biden's private lawyers--none of whom have the requisite security clearances for viewing classified documents--were given free-rein to peruse the stashes of documents held by Biden.

Garland cited what he called "the 'Berger precedent.' In 2003 Sandy Berger, former National Security Adviser during the Clinton Administration, illegally took classified documents from the National Archives on several occasions. Normally, a theft of classified documents would result in jail time. However, given the fact that Berger was working on behalf of former President Clinton--another defender of our democracy--the incident wasn't deemed serious and he was sentenced to just 100 hours of community service and a nominal fine."

"I don't know of anyone who thinks President Biden had any nefarious intent," Garland added. "The same can't be said for Trump. He has already announced another attempt to seize control of the US government in 2024. Everything that can be done must be done to prevent him from succeeding in his planned putsch."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/338521-2023-01-20-semi-news-semi-satire-january-22-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: berger; biden; clinton; garland; satire; trump

1 posted on 01/20/2023 8:01:24 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/20/2023 8:02:57 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"the situations are in no way analogous. Trump was a twice-impeached enemy of our democracy. President Biden is the nation's most prominent defender of our democracy. It stands to reason that different approaches are warranted."

I thought I was reading The Bee, but nooo, he really said that. Like something out of 1984.

3 posted on 01/20/2023 8:10:56 PM PST by Chad C. Mulligan (eleutheromaniac)
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To: John Semmens

Again, your satire is so sound that many mistake the horror-fantasy comments for the real and never can tell where the game begins.


4 posted on 01/21/2023 6:17:42 AM PST by KC Burke
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To: John Semmens

John, how you manage to keep ahead of reality is beyond me. But watch out! Reality is rapidly gaining.


5 posted on 01/21/2023 8:03:47 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: John Semmens

👍👍👍


6 posted on 01/21/2023 8:29:39 AM PST by xzins (Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory. )
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