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Here's What Not to Do the Next Time You Fly International
PJ Media ^
| January 7, 2023
| Chris Queen
Posted on 01/07/2023 11:37:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Wells Fargo doesn’t exactly have the best reputation for the way its employees treat people, but this might be going too far.
Shankar Mishra, a vice president for the bank’s office in Mumbai, was on a flight from New York to New Delhi on Nov. 26, when he reportedly had a little too much to drink. The 72-year-old woman in a seat near him said that Mishra unzipped his pants and urinated on her.
“During the course of the flight, shortly after lunch was served and the lights were switched off, a male business class passenger seated in 8A walked to my seat, completely inebriated,” the woman stated in her complaint to Air India. “He unzipped his pants and urinated on me and kept standing there until the person sitting next to me tapped him and told him to go back to his seat, at which point he staggered back to his seat.”
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: airindia; bloatedbladder; tellmeitsraining; wellsfargo
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So Mishra basically said, “Sorry I peed on you. You’re not going to tell anyone, right?”Don't worry. No one will ever know. Hee! Hee!
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:37:44 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
I might have to fly Air India next time, it doesn’t look like they’re stingy with the wine.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:44:10 AM PST
by
GaryCrow
To: GaryCrow
I might have to fly Air India next time, it doesn’t look like they’re stingy with the wine. I would be worried if that wine tasted salty.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:51:02 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Sam the Scam and the Cryptos )
To: PJ-Comix
At least he didn't get dropped out of the Bombay.
Getting up out of his chair was the difference between being Hindustani and Hindusitti.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:51:48 AM PST
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: PJ-Comix
It seems every time I plan a trip there is something new that requires compliance.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:53:23 AM PST
by
glorgau
To: GaryCrow
Wear a raincoat. Watch out for the chickens in the aisle.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:53:42 AM PST
by
HYPOCRACY
(This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
To: PJ-Comix
Always make sure to ask for a Non-Golden Shower flight.
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posted on
01/07/2023 11:55:36 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: PJ-Comix
“... had a little too much to drink.”
A little?
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:00:46 PM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: moovova
I’ll be hitting the sauce pretty heavy in 3 weeks when I go on our group cruise to the Eastern Caribbean. However, there are plenty of bathrooms located all over the ship and I don’t think I’ll reach the level of drinking as the Wells Fargo guy although I do hit the Celebrity Bloody Mary drinks (with Ketel One) pretty hard.
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:06:08 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Sam the Scam and the Cryptos )
To: PJ-Comix
You’re allowed, Big Guy! You’ve got manners, plus you come from a civilized part of the world.
Have a whole lotta fun!
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:08:58 PM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: PJ-Comix
Reminds me of a technique I discovered when the person sitting next to you on the plane will not stop talking. On one flight out of Central America, I was already nauseous before I boarded the plane. Some Soviet Commies were on board with some Cuban Commies (Yes, this was before the USSR imploded). They wanted me to change seats so they could all talk together. If I had stood up, I would have probably puked, so I just took out the Air Sickness Bag. They all realized very quickly that they should leave me alone. Since then, I have pulled out the Air Sickness bag on several occasions when someone would just not stop talking. Works every time.
To: moovova
More exciting than our premium drink package is the INCREDIBLE food available aboard our Celebrity Apex. We have four great restaurants included in our cruise package. My mouth is already watering at the prospect of Sea Bass cerviche in the Cypress Restaurant which features Greek and Mediterranean seafood. Oh, and we expect to have buffet oxtail at the Ocean View Cafe.
And this is why I am currently in the middle of losing 20 pounds so I can gain 20 pounds on the cruise.
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:19:30 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Sam the Scam and the Cryptos )
To: Ronaldus Magnus III
No one talks on planes anymore…
Smartphone symphonies instead.
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:19:48 PM PST
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: Ronaldus Magnus III
Air Sickness Bag aka Barf Buddy
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:20:55 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Sam the Scam and the Cryptos )
To: HYPOCRACY
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:28:59 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: PJ-Comix
Shankar Mishra, a vice president for the bank’s office in Mumbai, was on a flight from New York to New Delhi on Nov. 26, when he reportedly had a little too much to drink. The 72-year-old woman in a seat near him said that Mishra unzipped his pants and urinated on her.
One of my roommates in college did this once. Got up in the middle of the night, totally drunk, and peed all over the carpet. He absolutely refused to believe he'd done it when he woke up. We still made him clean it up though.
To: Ronaldus Magnus III
I memorized several ways to say “I don’t speak English” in different languages. Unless I am flying to or from Poland it is rare to find someone who speaks Polish.
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:40:43 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: fishtank
No one talks on planes anymore No one talks on planes anywhere any more
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posted on
01/07/2023 12:49:12 PM PST
by
libh8er
To: PJ-Comix
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01/07/2023 1:00:12 PM PST
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Zathras
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