Getting up out of his chair was the difference between being Hindustani and Hindusitti.
Posted on 01/07/2023 11:37:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Wells Fargo doesn’t exactly have the best reputation for the way its employees treat people, but this might be going too far.
Shankar Mishra, a vice president for the bank’s office in Mumbai, was on a flight from New York to New Delhi on Nov. 26, when he reportedly had a little too much to drink. The 72-year-old woman in a seat near him said that Mishra unzipped his pants and urinated on her.
“During the course of the flight, shortly after lunch was served and the lights were switched off, a male business class passenger seated in 8A walked to my seat, completely inebriated,” the woman stated in her complaint to Air India. “He unzipped his pants and urinated on me and kept standing there until the person sitting next to me tapped him and told him to go back to his seat, at which point he staggered back to his seat.”
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Don't worry. No one will ever know. Hee! Hee!
I might have to fly Air India next time, it doesn’t look like they’re stingy with the wine.
I would be worried if that wine tasted salty.
Getting up out of his chair was the difference between being Hindustani and Hindusitti.
It seems every time I plan a trip there is something new that requires compliance.
Wear a raincoat. Watch out for the chickens in the aisle.
Always make sure to ask for a Non-Golden Shower flight.
“... had a little too much to drink.”
A little?
I’ll be hitting the sauce pretty heavy in 3 weeks when I go on our group cruise to the Eastern Caribbean. However, there are plenty of bathrooms located all over the ship and I don’t think I’ll reach the level of drinking as the Wells Fargo guy although I do hit the Celebrity Bloody Mary drinks (with Ketel One) pretty hard.
You’re allowed, Big Guy! You’ve got manners, plus you come from a civilized part of the world.
Have a whole lotta fun!
Reminds me of a technique I discovered when the person sitting next to you on the plane will not stop talking. On one flight out of Central America, I was already nauseous before I boarded the plane. Some Soviet Commies were on board with some Cuban Commies (Yes, this was before the USSR imploded). They wanted me to change seats so they could all talk together. If I had stood up, I would have probably puked, so I just took out the Air Sickness Bag. They all realized very quickly that they should leave me alone. Since then, I have pulled out the Air Sickness bag on several occasions when someone would just not stop talking. Works every time.
And this is why I am currently in the middle of losing 20 pounds so I can gain 20 pounds on the cruise.
No one talks on planes anymore…
Smartphone symphonies instead.
aka Barf Buddy
LOL
I memorized several ways to say “I don’t speak English” in different languages. Unless I am flying to or from Poland it is rare to find someone who speaks Polish.
No one talks on planes anywhere any more
“Take me to Cuba!”
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