[PJ-Comix]

So Mishra basically said, “Sorry I peed on you. You’re not going to tell anyone, right?”

Don't worry. No one will ever know. Hee! Hee!

[GaryCrow]

I might have to fly Air India next time, it doesn’t look like they’re stingy with the wine.

[chajin]

At least he didn't get dropped out of the Bombay.

Getting up out of his chair was the difference between being Hindustani and Hindusitti.

[glorgau]

It seems every time I plan a trip there is something new that requires compliance.

[dfwgator]

Always make sure to ask for a Non-Golden Shower flight.

[moovova]

“... had a little too much to drink.”

A little?

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Reminds me of a technique I discovered when the person sitting next to you on the plane will not stop talking. On one flight out of Central America, I was already nauseous before I boarded the plane. Some Soviet Commies were on board with some Cuban Commies (Yes, this was before the USSR imploded). They wanted me to change seats so they could all talk together. If I had stood up, I would have probably puked, so I just took out the Air Sickness Bag. They all realized very quickly that they should leave me alone. Since then, I have pulled out the Air Sickness bag on several occasions when someone would just not stop talking. Works every time.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Shankar Mishra, a vice president for the bank’s office in Mumbai, was on a flight from New York to New Delhi on Nov. 26, when he reportedly had a little too much to drink. The 72-year-old woman in a seat near him said that Mishra unzipped his pants and urinated on her.

One of my roommates in college did this once. Got up in the middle of the night, totally drunk, and peed all over the carpet. He absolutely refused to believe he'd done it when he woke up. We still made him clean it up though.

[Zathras]

“Take me to Cuba!”

[CaptainPhilFan]

1 - She should be fully refunded

2 - The urinator should have taken her peed-on seat and she get his business class seat

3 - Eff the crew members.

[Jeff Chandler]

You had me at “Air India”.

[algore]

My guess is that he took a sleeping pill along with his alcohol.

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe it was an airplane seat that Obama once sat in.

-PJ

[dfwgator]

Well this is one way to stop it...

[telescope115]

I expect to hear Gutfeld talk about this next week…

[telescope115]

Typical of Wells Fargo to pee on the little guy. They did that to me for a number of years…