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Leftists Solving Problems [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 December 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/21/2022 10:23:23 AM PST by John Semmens

In Canada, when a disabled Canadian military veteran complained to Veterans Affairs about a delay in installing a wheelchair lift in her home, they offered to euthanize her. Lawrence MacAulay. Minister of Veterans' Affairs, explained "a wheelchair lift is just an expensive temporary solution. Euthanasia is an inexpensive permanent solution to the pains of disability. I don't blame staff for trying to persuade this vet to make one more sacrifice for our country."

In Los Angeles, District Attorney George Gascón has ordered his prosecutors to "refrain from filing criminal charges against illegal immigrants because charges endanger their chances of remaining in this country. As a sanctuary state, we owe it to these long-distance travelers to protect them from the racists who would balk at allowing criminals to stay here. As loyal Democrats, it is our duty to support the President's policy of welcoming all migrants--honest and dishonest alike--to the United States."

In Illinois, Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) quietly signed HB1095. This bill amends the Safety, Accountability, Fairness and Equity-Today Act, or SAFE-T Act to eliminate cash bail. "It is unfair to allow those who can afford bail to avoid jail while those who can't afford bail have to stay behind bars," the Governor said. "Other states have already ended cash bail. If we don't end it here we risk seeing many of our criminals move to jurisdictions like New York that have more progressive laws than we do."

The latest release of "The Twitter Files" shows that the FBI exchanged more than 150 emails with Twitter between 2020 and 2022 telling the company which content to suppress. The FBI justified these violations of the First Amendment as "necessary to interdict the influence of malign actors on the nation's security. We are pleased that our proactive stance in cooperation with Department of Homeland Security helped defeat the 2020 and 2022 election aspirations of the MAGA enemies of our democracy."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: california; canada; crime; fbi; gascn; illinois; pritzker; satire; tewitter

1 posted on 12/21/2022 10:23:23 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They don’t............

If they did, there would be no need for them..............


2 posted on 12/21/2022 10:45:40 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: John Semmens

I’m not sure if the Canadian Minister of Veteran’s Affairs is an elected or appointed position. That being said, any bureaucrat stating people should die because of a disability should be culled from the population.


3 posted on 12/21/2022 10:51:39 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: John Semmens

And a disabled guy is wanting to get the needle because they’re lowering his benefits and he won’t be able to afford his home anymore. So he’d rather die than be homeless. And a doctor approved it.

Ohhh, the compassionate Left.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/canadian-disabled-mans-euthanasia-request-due-to-poverty-approved/


4 posted on 12/21/2022 10:54:05 AM PST by qaz123
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To: John Semmens

I know this is satire but it is too close to the mark to be funny.


5 posted on 12/21/2022 10:54:12 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spiritIq)
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To: qaz123

Hey, the guy was a soldier that served his country, he deserves to die for that alone.

/S

The Left is working hard every day to become more evil.


6 posted on 12/21/2022 10:56:29 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spiritIq)
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To: Pontiac

They’re not becoming more evil. They’re just not hiding it as much as they used to.


7 posted on 12/21/2022 11:30:28 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
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To: Pontiac

It’s a real story. The satire is that the lack of compassion that is shown is rarely stated so explicitly.


8 posted on 12/21/2022 11:31:43 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

We live in clown world. Read and heed my tagline.


9 posted on 12/21/2022 11:32:29 AM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: John Semmens

If someone tells you to die instead of collect your benefits, remember: “murder, than suicide”. Not the other way ‘round like some Aggies did. :)


10 posted on 12/21/2022 1:17:40 PM PST by bobbo666 (Baizuo)
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To: John Semmens
"Other states have already ended cash bail. If we don't end it here we risk seeing many of our criminals move to jurisdictions like New York that have more progressive laws than we do."

Heaven forbid some of our criminals move to another state!

11 posted on 12/21/2022 1:35:10 PM PST by gitmo
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