Hammer in Pelosi Incident "Opens up" About What Happened (Satire, Vanity)

Mononymous1/Wordpress ^ | 11/2/2022 | Mononymous

[mononymous]

Here are the key points made:

1. he didn't get to vet the "job" properly as it was offered on very short notice after the speaker's gavel bowed out; he thinks now that it (the gavel) learned details, and took a hard pass

2. (censored)

3. when the other parties met, one said to the other, "is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me..."; this is what outraged his "friend"

4. the deceitful media omits a word from the shout, it was actually, "Where's Nancy-boy..."

5. even for San Francisco, he thought that with the friends he had, he was on a date to meet a sick-le, not sick-os

6. is an upstanding and decent citizen who knows important people like Pu$$y Smollett, Andrew Gillum, Brian Williams, et al., why, he's even exchanged pleasantries with Harry Reid's exercise machine; so why would he ever be involved in something this sordid?

7. he would have been up to participate in some BDSM, if it was the acronym for a CIA pre-election, "Ballot Dumping and Stuffing Mission"; he thinks the incident will provide cover to carry out the same, and that the media will then call the desired result "backlash"

8. despite the family and historical connection to commies, he has no affiliation whatsoever with Russia, or Putin, however, there's no comment on Antifa, or BLM

9. is deeply offended that no one at the incident or in the media has asked about his(?) preferred pronoun

10. is outraged that no one, no one, has called for his release from the evidence lock-up; where's Quesa Boudoir when you need him?

11. (censored)

12. now red-pilled, he believes that the BS they concocted in the infamous Trump dossier was nothing compared to what they practice in private

[mononymous]

Given the ongoing narrative to try and make this some right-wing, MAGA, inspired event, I felt compelled to post this. Now that Biden is apparently going to jump on the BS, as well, I was given no choice. The media, willing accomplices with the Democrats, have learned nothing from the Smolett incident. Furthermore, there seems to be no interest in trying to find answers to the legitimate questions prompted by this matter; only, and always, an attempt to make it something for political gain.

FWIW, I wish Mr. Pelosi well, and I do mean this sincerely; whatever he does with another consenting adult is none of my business. Unfortunately, facts be damned, it's become everybody's business because of the relentless attack on folks who I think are the true patriots of this country.

[Grampa Dave]

What type of hammer? Roofer? Ballpeen? Standard? Sledge? Why has this not been reported?

If I had a hammer! By Pete Seeger?

[mononymous]

Maybe this one, as you noted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q