Pennsylvania to Ignore Election Law [semi-satire]

In a ruling this week, the US Supreme Court held that Pennsylvania state law requires that mail-in ballots must be dated and signed. Acting Secretary of State Leigh Chapman (D) has decided that the Court's ruling "will not change how we count mail-in ballots."

"Basically, it's a state's rights issue," Chapman explained. "Gov. Wolf (D), the State's Commonwealth Court, and I have decided that the statutory law is too strict. We used our discretionary powers under the emergency decree during the 2020 election to ignore these strict requirements. The results were highly satisfactory. More votes were cast and counted than ever before. In some precincts turnout exceeded the number of eligible voters. This demonstration of robust democracy proved that the statutory strictness was unnecessarily limiting the number of votes that could be counted."

"From a human rights perspective adding a signature and date hurdle to the casting of a mail-in vote makes no sense," Chapman said. "Voting is a human right that should be available to all regardless of whether they can read or write their name and date on the envelope. I would also remind everyone that we have a secret ballot. Demanding to know whether a ballot is cast by a registered voter or someone else is moot. Every human, registered or not, has the right to vote."

In related news, Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) says that the 30,000 post cards sent to non-citizens urging them register to vote was "an honest mistake. We inadvertently sent mailers out to residents who have driver's licenses. We just forgot that some of them are here illegally and that others who are here legally aren't yet citizens." Despite this "mistake," Griswold promised that "even if these errant offers result in some non-citizens getting registered we will make every reasonable effort to try to stop them from voting."

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I thought I had seen it all during the Democrat/RINO 2020 Election Steal. And the Democrats/RINOs stole the election right in front of the hugely successful & hugely popular President Trump and the entire Republican Party, while manipulating their senile Sleepy Joe puppet Manchurian Candidate. So there's no way they can top that, right?

Well, I just saw a youtube video of that guy Fetterman's one-on-one interview with a "top" journalist from one of the MSM major networks. It's stunning. There was a table in between Fetterman and the MSM journalist and on the table was a laptop PC. And the laptop PC listened to everything the MSM journalist said and asked, and then displayed it on Fetterman's laptop screen (because he apparently cannot effectively process human speech - he had a stroke earlier in the year). I feel bad for the guy's illness and hope he gets better. But the fact that the Democrats/RINOs would actually run a guy who can't even process human speech is nuts.

First, they pushed forward their senile Sleepy Joe puppet Manchurian Candidate for the U.S. Presidency and now the stroke-hampered Fetterman. And the political "experts" say that the senate race that Fetterman is in could determine Senate control.

What in the world is wrong with Democrats/RINOs? It's not me, right? The Democrats/RINOs are truly insane, correct?

“Basically, it’s a state’s rights issue,”

So, it’s a state’s right to hold a fraudulent election? I remember when state laws were valid as long as they weren’t inconsistent with the US Constitution.

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