Imbalance of Poll Watchers [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 October 2022 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Election officials in Flint, Michigan have apportioned 442 poll watcher slots to Democrats, but only 27 to Republicans. In addition, the people scheduled to count absentee ballots had 56 Democrats and only four Republicans. Attorneys for Pure Integrity Michigan Elections (PIME) pointed out that state law requires equal representation of Republican and Democrat poll workers at polling locations.

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) justified the lopsided staffing by citing "a shortage of qualified Republicans willing to serve." When PIME attorneys produced a list of 122 Republicans willing to serve, Whitmer countered with an assertion that "95% of registered Republicans have been identified by President Biden as MAGA enemies of our democracy and urged every loyal American to fight these domestic terrorists whenever we have the chance. Fighting these terrorists is what the Flint election officials are doing."

Some other examples of "loyal Americans" fighting MAGA terrorists include: (1) September 20: a North Dakota man runs over and kills a teenager with his SUV because the 18-year-old was a "Republican extremist;" (2) September 21: bullets fired into the window of the home of New Mexico Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Ronchetti; (3) September 25: two staffers for Gov. Greg Abbott's (R-TX) reelection campaign are assaulted in Houston; and (4) September 26: a Michigan man shoots an 84-year-old pro-life volunteer in the back.

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[Captainpaintball]

When PIME attorneys produced a list of 122 Republicans

I know this is satire, but I assume this is a real stat? If so, instead of his onanistic rallies where no one actually accomplishes anything, the stable genius should have coordinated with local ORGANIZERS to recruit republicans to watch polls and count votes.

But Mr. 3456789-D chess really never thinks a move ahead, in reality. And THIS is why we LOSE. And they WIN.

[chuckee]

It is no accident that some black minority precincts with no Republican observers wind up with a vote count of 120% of the registered voters in the precinct. The votes are always let in even though, on its face, fraud was committed. But since you cannot prove precisely who did it, they count them anyway. That is why a Republican candidate needs to win by more than 2% to overcome the fraud factor.

[Captainpaintball]

When PIME attorneys produced a list of 122 Republicans

I know this is satire, but I assume this is a real stat? If so, it is STILL way below democrats.

Instead of his onanistic rallies where no one actually accomplishes anything, the stable genius should have coordinated with local ORGANIZERS to recruit republicans to watch polls and count votes.

But Mr. 3456789-D chess really never thinks a move ahead, in reality. And THIS is why we LOSE. And they WIN.

[unlearner]

All day, every day, Democrat politicians and operatives commit crimes that could reasonably warrant dragging them into the street, giving them a speedy, public, military-tribunal styled trial, and hanging them by the neck until dead.

That’s how it should be handled when the present war becomes widespread and hot. The only thing missing is a formal declaration of war.

There are tens of thousands of people who will say so, and millions more who agree but won’t verbalize it. They can make some of us political prisoners but not all of us. They can kill some of us but not all of us.

The Democrats of a generation ago do not even recognize their own party. It has been radicalized beyond recognition

These people lose sleep trying to destroy us and our nation. They don’t represent anyone who does not vote for them, and ofter they don’t represent even their own voters. They represent their own interests ONLY. They are ONLY interested in acquiring and holding onto power.

Even if the sacraments of their religion—killing babies, grooming children with the LBGT agenda, infinite taxes and government spending, and total dependence on the government—became decided at the state level by amending the Constitution, they would not have it. They want their woke Gospel and forced religious conversions to spread across not only this nation but the entire world.

Sickening.