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After Using FBI To Suppress Son’s Crimes And Raid Political Rival’s Home, Biden Warns Democracy In Danger
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/03/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/03/2022 11:02:40 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.

"Folks, I'm using the feds as best I can to destroy my political opponents, but let me be clear: I'm going to have to break more laws and seize even more power if I'm going to stop fascism," yelled President Biden, lighted in blood-red and surrounded by soldiers. "I don't care if that means a federal takeover of elections, an overthrow of the judiciary - heck I don't care if I have to use F-15s to carpet bomb every single Republican neighborhood in the country. We will forcibly commandeer every lever of power and communication our nation has - to, you know, defeat fascism."

President Biden went on to call for the expulsion from democratic society anyone who questioned the integrity of an American election. "If you question an election's fairness because our intel communities told media companies to bury damaging stories about me, or because COVID was used as an excuse to illegally change voting practices without legislative input, or because the FBI spied on Trump's campaign after Democrats gave them a bogus dossier - then you have no place in civil society," said Biden. "In fact, while we are at it, if you don't support abortion through nine months, or the genital mutilation of children, you are an enemy of the state. And we will foment violent protests and assassination attempts to intimidate you - to save democracy."

The Democratic National Committee, fresh off donating $40 million to elevate far-right campaigns, was reportedly taken aback by the comments. "Uh, yeah, those candidates we support are totally an existential threat to our nation, we really believe that," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "Sure, we gave $40 million to elevate far-right candidates so we could use them as a pretext for seizing more power - but they are definitely the dangerous ones, not us."

After calling Republicans subhuman, evil scum in need of annihilation, Biden then went on to say that America really needs to regain some unity and brotherhood.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; creepstate; deepstate; fbi; hunter; policestate; singlepartystate; trump
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1 posted on 09/03/2022 11:02:40 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

And it’s Jo Jo the Molester that has put the RATS’ “democrazy” in danger.


2 posted on 09/03/2022 11:08:19 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I always thought a Merry Garland was a Christmas tree decoration.)
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To: DFG

That’s not satire.


3 posted on 09/03/2022 11:10:00 AM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: DFG
Having politically weaponized federal law enforcement for his own political gain, President Biden has now taken to the airwaves to warn that democracy is in real danger.

4 posted on 09/03/2022 11:11:09 AM PDT by GOPJ (Biden's 'WAR ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE' speech is history's Jimmah Carter's BIG RABBIT blunder..)
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To: DFG

And liberals won’t even talk about election fraud. Why? The simplest explanation is that they believe it occurred and exposure terrifies them.


5 posted on 09/03/2022 11:11:16 AM PDT by Spok (Winston, how many fingers am I holding up?)
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To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh

Sure doesn’t seem like it is, does it?


6 posted on 09/03/2022 11:11:40 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: DFG

Sadly, there’s nothing satirical about this… it’s dead-on true.


7 posted on 09/03/2022 11:11:48 AM PDT by ScottinVA (To hell with Putin; to hell with Russia)
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8 posted on 09/03/2022 11:13:49 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

The Bee has gone back to just reporting the news again.


9 posted on 09/03/2022 11:14:00 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: FlingWingFlyer

10 posted on 09/03/2022 11:15:03 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: DFG

I did not know
And I could not see
Who was waiting there
Who was hunting me
By the rivers dark
I panicked on
I belonged at last
To Babylon

- Leonard Cohen


11 posted on 09/03/2022 11:18:55 AM PDT by GOPJ (Biden's 'WAR ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE' speech is history's Jimmah Carter's BIG RABBIT blunder..)
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To: DFG

mobsters with badges

2 tier justice system

is aok with soulless joe

but oppose his policies?

you are a danger to his tyranny


12 posted on 09/03/2022 11:19:04 AM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: DFG
In other news the White House press secretary has confirmed that Dear Leader Biden does not have an anus or the need to poop or pee like ordinary mortals. All that Dear Leader eats or drinks is consumed by his godly efforts to rule his beloved people.


13 posted on 09/03/2022 11:23:23 AM PDT by WMarshal (Neocons and leftards are the same species of vicious rat.)
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To: DFG
Brandon's speech had a lot of the usual rah-rah boilerplate and that's fine. But the dangerous parts are detailed in this Bee satire, when reading between the lines.

Turns out, there's less satire and more implied truth in the Bee's assessment.

14 posted on 09/03/2022 11:23:30 AM PDT by citizen (Thieves of private property pass their lives in chains; thieves of public prop. in riches and luxury)
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15 posted on 09/03/2022 11:24:29 AM PDT by SimpleJack
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So, Tell me Brandon how are YOU going UNDECLARE YOUR WAR ON MAGA Republicans??

WAR was Declared in the open, in public, and is on VIDEO. How are you denying this ever happened?

OOPS DOESN’T COUNT ASSHOLE!


16 posted on 09/03/2022 11:27:21 AM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: DFG

It’s not funny.

It’s what is going on.


17 posted on 09/03/2022 11:31:45 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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18 posted on 09/03/2022 11:38:33 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (Hrlp)
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To: DFG

I’d like to know who planned, designed and implemented joe’s Gates of Hell speech in which he wishes Hell Fire on Republicans.


19 posted on 09/03/2022 11:53:50 AM PDT by I want the USA back (9/1/2022. 8 PM. Joe Biden's Gates of Hell speech goes down as a day of infamy. )
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20 posted on 09/03/2022 12:01:26 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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