Citizens’ Audit Finds Vote Fraud [semi-satire]

A team of citizens led by Marly Hornik conducted an extensive audit of the 2020 election results for New York and uncovered evidence of massive election fraud, including unlawful election acts, misconduct of election officers, phantom registrations and illegal voting—all of which “materially affected elections in the state.”

Hornik said “the fact that the certified count of 8,690,614 votes differed from the 8,418, 179 persons who were reported to have voted was the inspiration for our in depth study of the data. We discovered a hidden algorithm that appears to have calculated the number of votes needed to reverse the outcome of close races and then created ballots using the names of persons known to have not voted. Because this knowledge isn’t available until after the legitimate ballots are all accounted for the ‘counting’ phase of the process must continue many hours or days after the polls have closed.”

“Another indication of fraud was manifested by vote totals exceeding the number of voting-age persons,” Hornik observed. “In Nassau County the ‘voter turnout’ was 62% larger than the number of voting-age residents, in Wyoming County it was 25% larger, in Erie County it was 41% larger, and in Westchester County it was 40% larger. As a result, 38% of state Senators and Assembly members who were allegedly elected in 2020 had margins of ‘victory’ smaller than the number of obviously fraudulent ballots.”

Based on their findings, the citizens’ team petitioned State Attorney General Letitia James to decertify the 2020 election results. Thus far, James has rebuffed the request, calling it “moot. Once the results are certified they can’t be overturned. The date of certification is like a ‘statute of limitations’ for all alleged election crimes. After that no evidence of any kind is admissible for either reversing the outcome or prosecuting the perpetrators of the alleged fraud.”

In related news, the “invalid signature” rate on the petitions to recall soft-on-crime Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón was 27%. The “invalid signature” rate on 2020’s mail-in ballots was less than 1%. Los Angeles County Democratic Party Chairman Mark Gonzalez attributed the dramatic differences to “the fact that the 2020 mail-in ballots were handled by professionals. The petitions were submitted by amateurs. As for the petitioners complaint that they weren’t allowed to observe the signature verification process, well, neither was anyone allowed to observe the signature verification of the mail-in ballots. In both cases the procedures were consistent. So, there are no grounds for challenging the outcomes.”

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The date of certification is like a ‘statute of limitations’ for all alleged election crimes. After that no evidence of any kind is admissible for either reversing the outcome or prosecuting the perpetrators of the alleged fraud.”
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I do not know about NY, but pretty much anywhere else this is NOT true.
Elections had been overturned and special election performed quite often in the past.

And prosecutions of people who committed election fraud (felony) has been done a long time after the elections.

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