Posted on 07/10/2022 1:02:57 PM PDT by DFG
New Port Richey resident Jason Stoll had obtained a permit to close a street and sell hot dogs. When the permit expired at midnight, Stoll still had a few more dogs to sell, so he kept going. He hadn't got that "Hustle Eat Sleep Repeat" tattoo for nothing.
However, police officers were ready to open the road back up to normal traffic. They let Stoll know that it was time to pack up and go home, but Stoll was still hustling. When the officers insisted, Stoll threw a hotdog at them, striking one of the officer's uniform.
The police officers arrested Stoll and actually mustard up the courage to charge him with battery with a hotdog.
I'm sure Stoll will face a good grilling in the court hearing later, where he could face a minimum of three years if convicted.
It's a good thing Stoll didn't run, or the cops would have had to play ketchup, and the conviction could have been even longer, but still, serving time for hitting a cop with a hotdog would be the wurst.
Can I be frank with you all? I'm absolutely relishing the absurdity of this story.
Thanks for the laughs Florida man!
Or at least grilled.
I’ll show myself out.
Instead of arresting the hotdog guy, the cop should have just knocked him on his buns.
LOL
(A hot dog is hardly lethal, what’s the wurst that could happen?)
Baloney. Don’t be a braut. 🌭
Sausage it had been a footlong?
Still, the cops should chili and not be weenies. They should have just grilled him and let him go.
Is this from The Onion 🧅?
Writer hit it out of the Ball Park.
He should win an Oscar Meyer!
That was a real wiener move.
Ifn hed`a been sellin donuts he coulda stayed open all night.
Just another non-wiener in the game of life…
Cops should have more chili over the incident.
We have a wiener!
I note they doxxed the weenie waver. Full name, date of birth, home address...
OTOH, the cops’ names are blacked out.
mustard up the courage to charge him with battery with a hotdog.
That guy is going to relish his time in jail.
Sounds like he’s gotten himself into a pickle.
No worries, he will have plenty of time to slaw down ketchup on things.
11. However, abusing your hot dog in public is an expensive misdemeanor even if you leave out the mustard.
Or as Peter Buttigieg would say,”Is that a hotdog in your hand or do you just love me”?
Assault hot dogs should be registered.
He’s a brat of the wurst kind.
Battery? Was it a corndog?
It was the Hotdog Police
LOL .. That was the wurst article...
I never sausage foolishness!
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