Posted on 06/13/2022 3:39:17 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—Education experts are warning about the detrimental effects of homeschooling, as it may cause children to miss out on their opportunity to be gay communists.
"The two essential roles of public education are to turn kids into communists, and then make them gay," said AFL-CIO President Randi Weingarten. "If education fails to accomplish both of those things in the life of a child, it has failed miserably."
Studies show that while homeschooled kids may excel in advanced mathematics, literature, history, Latin, debate, civics, religion, music, art, theoretical physics, and physical fitness, most kids educated by their parents fall woefully short in essential subjects like Communism and being gay.
"We need common-sense regulation of homeschooling to ensure our nation's kids are sufficiently perverted by gender theory and fully ready for the violent overthrow of the Republic to usher in a glorious communist utopia," said Weingarten. "No child should be left behind."
Lawmakers are discussing programs to send drag queens to the homes of homeschoolers but insisted they will have to repeal the 2nd Amendment and take away all the guns first.
Sometimes, the satire is just too easy.
Think of the children!
Don’t worry, they can still get it at University
“Study Shows Kids Who Are Homeschooled Could Miss Out On Opportunity To Be A Gay Communist”
Oh how awful.
Oh man, The Bee has been killing it lately.
Bulls-Eye!
This one needs to go viral. Hit every demographic.
Gee, ya thaink?
I agree. They have been spot on!!
And that part is NOT satire.
Arth ping.
The Babylon Bee strikes again.
Whenever I got hit with the tired “what about socialization?” argument, I replied “I don’t want my kids to be socialists.”
It worked. All are normals. Christian conservatives.
Standard issue hair color. Only one tattoo and that’s honoring a friend who drowned that my son tried to rescue and did cpr on.
(I’ll give him a pass)
Have to repeal the 2amd...does that mean that they want to be be forced onto the homeschoolers whether wanted or not?
My laughter at the headline literally echoed off the walls.
Not just a gay communist, but an HIV+ gay communist. That’s the very best kind.
That would be my guess when it comes to the democrats.
This is technically satire, you know.
The Babylon Bee is the site that I refer to as tomorrow’s news, today.
It’s not even satire. The Bee is turning in to a legitimate news source.
Oh, that's so true. If only homeschooling could continue through college...
One of the local co-ops was offered college credit by an accrediting agency if at least two teachers had masters degrees. So, a "homeschool college co-op" might be an option, if people were willing to take it that far.
Or sometimes this evening’s news at lunch.
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