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Romney Would Cut Retirement Benefits for Young [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 April 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/05/2022 9:56:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

The inevitable bankruptcy of the Social Security system prompted Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) to propose cutting the pensions of youthful workers as "the best way out of our dilemma. This would preserve the incomes of those already drawing Social Security by shifting the burden to those who will still be in the workforce for several more decades."

"The political benefit of this approach is that it won't produce a backlash from those currently dependent on these benefits," he explained. "At the same time, the age cohort that will suffer is probably not even aware of whats going on."

The Senator flatly rejected the idea that policies promoting prosperity ought to be tried. "I know it would be possible to achieve solvency for Social Security if government didn't waste so much of our nation's resources," he said. "If the government's share of the nation's income had stayed the same since the end of WWII the average person in this country would be a millionaire by now and inflation would've been far lower over the past 75 years. But this would be a radical plan, not a moderate compromise. No Democrats would vote for it. So, for the sake of unity we have to choose a less prosperous America. I will assiduously work with my friends across the aisle to create a plan that puts most of the burden of paying for Social Security pensions on those most able to handle it."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: governmentwaste; prosperity; satire; socialsecurity

1 posted on 04/05/2022 9:56:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

He reminds me of GW - can’t open his mouth without saying something STUPID 🤪


2 posted on 04/05/2022 9:58:51 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: John Semmens

How about they use the trillion dollars they are printing for climate change and social justice BS to shore up social security instead.


3 posted on 04/05/2022 10:06:00 AM PDT by jersey117
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To: John Semmens

It’s a two pronged approach: increase the eligibility age and decrease life expectancy.


4 posted on 04/05/2022 10:12:15 AM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: John Semmens

Mitt is afraid republicans might win the midterms


5 posted on 04/05/2022 10:13:27 AM PDT by escapefromboston (Free Chauvin)
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To: John Semmens

Will he cut ANY benefits to the illegals?


6 posted on 04/05/2022 10:21:19 AM PDT by ryderann
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To: John Semmens
Social Insecurity's very existence from day 1 has always been about taking from the young workers to pay for the elder generation. Today's SS retirees are living off of today's workers.

It always amazes me that some people think broke government are the best ones to manage your retirement.

7 posted on 04/05/2022 10:24:11 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: John Semmens
Mitt Romney (R Doucehbag-Utah) to propose cutting the pensions of youthful workers as "the best way out of our dilemma.

I'm okay with this so long as the withholding contributions by the young is cut by a corresponding percentage.

8 posted on 04/05/2022 11:32:10 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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If the voters are not smart enough to vote this clown out of office, then they deserve what they get. He, Collins, and Murkowski should be voted out.


9 posted on 04/05/2022 11:46:56 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: John Semmens

If the voters are not smart enough to vote this clown out of office, then they deserve what they get. He, Collins, and Murkowski should be voted out.


10 posted on 04/05/2022 11:47:20 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: jersey117

Want to save social security???
Confiscate congress’s pension and use that to shore it up.
Hey look! We’re all in the same boat now😁


11 posted on 04/05/2022 2:36:51 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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