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99.9% Of Americans Support Sending Mitt Romney To Fight In Ukraine
Babylon Bee ^ | 3/17/2022

Posted on 03/17/2022 4:24:06 PM PDT by Mount Athos

While Americans remain divided over whether we should expand our involvement in Ukraine to direct military intervention, possibly causing the world to descend into a Fallout-style apocalyptic wasteland, Americans were able to unite over one issue: whether we should send Mitt Romney to the frontlines to fight against Russia.

The poll was taken shortly after Romney strongly advocated for escalating conflict with Russia over the ongoing invasion of Ukraine.

Of those polled, 99.9% agreed with the statement "Mitt Romney should be sent to the battlefront, issued a rifle, and fight in the war he continues to call for."

"He obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We'd hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him."

Romney was quick to clarify his remarks after the poll came out, saying that his support for going to war with Russia would drop significantly if he had to actually do the fighting himself and not send other people's kids to die.


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To: Mount Athos

A great idea! Toss Soroznazi and his puppet collection — Obama, pelousy, Biden, ineligible- Harris, etc. in with him.


21 posted on 03/17/2022 4:56:21 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Mount Athos

With a big bomb strapped to his chest.


22 posted on 03/17/2022 4:58:03 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: Mount Athos

supply him with a Spencer rifle in .56 caliber, all the tubes of ammo that can be mustered.

why a Spencer? How many times has he, in legislation, handed the Amerrican people a bill with u
useless crap?

So, fit him witth a firearm that is incompatible with firearms in the field. But it does fit with his dangerous side.


23 posted on 03/17/2022 5:05:57 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: Mount Athos

How many Americans need to die so Ukraine can get back Crimea?

Romney, Biden, and the Comedian hold the same position on Ukraine regaining Crimea from Russia.

I’m glad the politicians in the United States care so much about Slavic real estate squabbles.(Sarcasm)


24 posted on 03/17/2022 5:06:16 PM PDT by unclebankster (Globalism is the last refuge of a scoundrel)
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To: Mount Athos

That number sounds low to me...


25 posted on 03/17/2022 5:24:30 PM PDT by freespirit2012
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To: Mount Athos

The other 0.1% support just dropping him from a helicopter into the ocean.


26 posted on 03/17/2022 5:27:54 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Mount Athos

Have him take Sloe Joe and The Hoe with him!


27 posted on 03/17/2022 5:37:30 PM PDT by Taxman (SAVE AMERICA!)
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To: dfwgator

Yeap!! And hide in one of his mansions.


28 posted on 03/17/2022 5:41:21 PM PDT by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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To: Mount Athos

Sounds like a plan to me......


29 posted on 03/17/2022 6:17:44 PM PDT by eeriegeno (Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
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To: Mount Athos

I’m in for $10.


30 posted on 03/17/2022 6:24:41 PM PDT by OKSooner ("Nucular combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies.")
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To: Mount Athos

That should go for all politicians who support the war.

Could you imagine the restraint shown if those supporting war efforts were required to serve along with their own kids?


31 posted on 03/17/2022 6:31:26 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: GaryCrow

He was in Vietnam, you know...


32 posted on 03/17/2022 7:02:16 PM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

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33 posted on 03/17/2022 9:07:16 PM PDT by bitt ( <img src=' 'width=50%> )
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To: Mount Athos

The man’s a human war machine, miniguns in either hand, a samurai sword in his teeth. Pity the fool who tries to stop him.


34 posted on 03/17/2022 9:15:00 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Mount Athos

The other .01% want Romney to be sent to fight the North Koreans!!!


35 posted on 03/17/2022 10:37:14 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: GaryCrow

6. Re Kerry supposing to be some kind of war hero - Yes - in Communist-Occupied Vietnam!


36 posted on 03/17/2022 10:39:03 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: dfwgator; Mount Athos; null and void; aragorn; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; blueyon; ...
He'll put the dog on top of the tank.

Yep, just like he made his dog ride on top of his car from Massachusetts to Ontario.

(Romney said the dog enjoyed the ride. ! No it didn't. The poor dog got sick.)

Wikipedia: Mitt Romney admitted to placing his dog's cage, with the dog inside, on the roof of a car for a 12-hour trip.

37 posted on 03/18/2022 7:06:42 AM PDT by LucyT
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