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Neil Young Threatens To Leave Spotify Again Unless Vladimir Putin Backs Down From Ukraine
babylonbee.com ^

Posted on 02/25/2022 9:45:06 AM PST by cotton1706

U.S.—Musician Neil Young has delivered a harsh ultimatum to Russian President Vladimir Putin, stating that he must either fully retreat from Ukraine or he will pull all of his songs from Spotify again.

“It’s time to hit Putin where it hurts. Sanctions are not enough. That’s why I’m bringing out the big guns and threatening to pull all my songs from Spotify,” said Neil Young proudly. “Somebody’s gotta stand up to this guy, so why shouldn’t it be the most legendary musician of all time?”

The message was promptly delivered to the Kremlin, but they were oddly unresponsive.

Sources claim that Young has brushed this off stating, “They obviously think I’m bluffing. They wouldn’t dare continue their Ukrainian occupation if they truly understood my entire discography was on the line.”

For many, this announcement by Neil has placed them in a weird spot. “Obviously we want Putin to withdraw from our country, but also it’d be kinda nice if all Neil’s music suddenly disappeared from Spotify,” said the Ukrainian President.

At publishing time, Neil Young had pulled his music from Spotify, Apple Music, and even Napster, and Vladimir Putin had still not retreated to Russia.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; neilyoung; putin; spotify; ukraine
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To: cotton1706

The headline screamed “It’s the Bee!!!”


21 posted on 02/25/2022 10:07:03 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: cotton1706

See kids. Drugs are bad. M’kay.


22 posted on 02/25/2022 10:07:12 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: cotton1706

“Neil Young threatens to leave Spotify (again) unless Vladimir Putin backs down from Ukraine.”

Well, now, that is a threat that carries some weight. Who is Spotify, anyway? I thought their bread and butter was Joe Rogan, “Truth to power”.

Apparently there is some difference of opinion as to who has the truth, and who has the power.


23 posted on 02/25/2022 10:08:31 AM PST by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: cotton1706

Neil, in case you forgot...find the cost of freedom buried in the ground.


24 posted on 02/25/2022 10:18:22 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: cotton1706

Good one!


25 posted on 02/25/2022 10:19:20 AM PST by BeauBo
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To: House Atreides

right?


26 posted on 02/25/2022 10:19:27 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: cotton1706

Guess Joni Mitchell will be soon to follow........... “I was a free man in Kyiv”


27 posted on 02/25/2022 10:23:24 AM PST by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting)
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To: cotton1706

It’s ok Neil. Putin has assured us that his military is fully vaxxed and face covered!


28 posted on 02/25/2022 10:31:03 AM PST by xp38
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To: bagster

Yes!


29 posted on 02/25/2022 10:32:24 AM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: cotton1706

Actually thought this was true because Young is that arrogant and stupid. But then saw was the BB.


30 posted on 02/25/2022 10:43:28 AM PST by falcon99 ( )
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To: bagster
"A Russian man don't need him 'round anyhow.

Leningrad Cowboys Red Army Choir SWEET HOME ALABAMA

31 posted on 02/25/2022 10:46:58 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: cotton1706

Tough, tough sanctions. The Chinese have already agreed to release the Uyghurs if Young will just come back to Spotify. Is there anything rock musicians can’t do?


32 posted on 02/25/2022 10:53:37 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Joe 6-pack
Haha, hilarious. Russian hats are as goofy as their haircuts.


33 posted on 02/25/2022 10:53:49 AM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: cotton1706

😂


34 posted on 02/25/2022 11:38:47 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: FatherofFive

“Why doesn’t Biden ban Russian gas/oil, and kick them out of SWIFT?”

Because Europe has destroyed their own ability to supply energy for themselves. If they try to cut Russia off from the international monetary system, Putin will freeze them to death in the dark.


35 posted on 02/25/2022 3:25:02 PM PST by PTBAA
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To: PTBAA
Because Europe has destroyed their own ability to supply energy for themselves. If they try to cut Russia off from the international monetary system, Putin will freeze them to death in the dark.

So they let Putin take all of Europe? Maybe them. Not here. There will be blood.

36 posted on 02/25/2022 5:49:49 PM PST by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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