Posted on 02/24/2022 8:23:48 AM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Putin led Russia in an unprovoked attack on Ukraine, Biden addressed the world and outlined the steps he'd take to stop Russia from rampaging through Eastern Europe.
"Listen, folks, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this, today I directed my social media manager to unfollow Putin on Twitter," said Biden. "That Putin guy is a major internet influencer and we need to hit him where it hurts. We have no other choice. God have mercy on us."
Biden then directed his staff to "unfollow" President Putin on Twitter, warning that if Putin doesn't stop what he's doing, he will also "unfriend" him on Facebook.
"You want to have no friends, Vlad? 'Cause that's where you're headed, buddy! That's no fun! Trust me, I know! You'd better watch your step, bud!" Biden said angrily before tripping on the carpet of his house and faceplanting into his bronze bust of Neville Chamberlain.
Biden has promised to engage in further talks with world leaders once aides finish changing his Depends.
Once again the Bee is ahead of the curve.
I hear Biden already hit the ‘unfriend’ button on Putin on Facebook.
"You want to have no friends, Vlad? 'Cause that's where you're headed, buddy! That's no fun! Trust me, I know! You'd better watch your step, bud!" Biden said angrily before tripping on the carpet of his house and faceplanting into his bronze bust of Neville Chamberlain.
Putin better watch out or he will find hi self disinvited to things too!
I’m guessing biden doesn’t know how to answer his email..although he is absolutely a twit.
I wonder what he and his his handlers are actually doing now that everyone is looking the other way.
Brandon has a mean vindictive streak. Like a pissed off senile old man.
LMAO!!!!
Frakin’ hilarious.
....”Listen, folks, ...”
I thought the line was supposed to be “Listen, guys....” as spoken by our be-masked and totally clueless VEEP recently...
Will he unfriend him on Facebook, too? Or is that carrying things too far?
That’s the last step toward nuclear war. Stalin unfriended Hitler on Facebook and we see how that one turned out.
OMG. Hysterical!
That reminds me of all the "pratfalls" Chevy Chase would do on the old SNL show in the 1970s while imitating then President Ford.
In actuality, Ford only had a couple of minor stumbles and compared to the current occupier, Gerald Ford was Fred Astaire.
I bet the current SNL hasn't done one skit like that on Biden even though they have way more material to work with.
Sun Tzu said the greatest achievements in war were obtaining victories without bloodshed. Confrontations would be directed towards frustrating plans, breaking alliances, and promoting divisions within the organizations of the enemy, which in turn would bolster your own alliances.
In the twenty first century, nothing could be more important than Biden’s determination to mobilize worldwide the resources of social media for that objective.
That will show him!
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