Posted on 02/16/2022 7:28:31 AM PST by shadowlands1960
A woman barred from boarding a flight to the Big Apple because she appeared drunk led police on a wild chase on her motorized suitcase — before allegedly spitting at a cop and defecating in a patrol car, according to a report.
Chelsea Alston, 32, is seen on the bizarre pursuit in newly released bodycam video at Orlando International Airport, where she planned to board a Southwest Airlines flight in April 2021, WKMG reported.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Reminds me of the behavior of certain primates at the local zoological gardens................
Well that certainly is a headline you don’t see everyday
Looks like she defecated In the terminal too.
If you have a motorized suitcase, why would you ever need get on a plane? You could go anywhere!
Yeah, and I would postulate that the Airlines in general bear at least some culpability for this, with the new requirement that no alcohol is served in-flight (for the cattle-car folks anyway) anymore, and you can’t bring anything you bought in the terminal with you when you board. This ... whatever ... probably started drinking in the terminal due to this, got too soused, and chimped out.
Source is better:
“I read the headline and KNEW it had to be Florida Man! Looks like I was half right”
You are TOTALLY WRONG!
Protected Class.
All check boxes checked (except gender) It's apparently male.
Bond = 5.00USD
Especially if you are already flying high.
the only thing that surprised me was the MOTORIZED SUITCASE! I had no idea that it was a real thing.
What is it with black women and airports? Or McDonald’s? Or Red Lobster? Or Chuck E Cheese? Or....?
He sure has a feminine face. I took the gender from the Post article.
Beat me to it. Now I gotta think of some other witty thing to say.
“Yeah, and I would postulate that the Airlines in general bear at least some culpability for this, with the new requirement that no alcohol is served in-flight (for the cattle-car folks anyway) anymore, and you can’t bring anything you bought in the terminal with you when you board. “
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
plus ‘his’ name is ‘Chelsea.’
One year we had a fella from a bar across the street all hopped up on something walk across to our home, stripped hi self naked, and tried to get in our house. He then left before the cops there. Or so we thought, but he had gotten into our van, and crapped on our seat and floor when the cops,were showing up. Luckily we heard him thrashing around when we went out to try to see if we could tel.,which direction he “left in”, and we’re able to tell the cops where he was.
It’s nights like that which make one think that the universe is out to git ya lol
Agreed. That is just disgusting. 😖
Remember that Commodores song?
“Once,
Twice,
Three times a lady”
This is not her, just in case you were wondering.
It looks to me like some folks in our society need a little more than 400 years to become truly civilized.
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