Posted on 01/12/2022 5:20:58 PM PST by DFG
U.S.—Supermarkets nationwide are no longer selling chicken noodle soup in an attempt to combat COVID-19 self-medication with unauthorized treatments. Medical experts have grown concerned by a recent trend in the infected to self-medicate with the popular soup to feel better.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed a mandate to limit chicken noodle soup was recommended by the CDC. “As in the case of Ivermectin, a known horse de-wormer, many people were attempting to self-medicate with a hot bowl of soup. This is giving people a false sense of security and leading to violent overdoses in which belching and nausea occurred,” she clarified.
When pressed for more information Psaki referred reporters to the CDC, which will not answer their phone calls.
Racist Fox News reporter, Peter Doocy, then asked if clam chowder was being pushed as an alternative to chicken noodle because Dr. Fauci had investments in the clamming industry. “The American people want to know if the government is being influenced by Big Clam,” he added.
Chicken noodle soup will still be available with a doctor’s note and valid proof of insurance.
Every single day it’s a new “WTF?” moment with this regime.
When did the Bee start doing real news?
Ah ha got me, it’s Babylon Bee. Amazing how similar they are to reality.
Like Rush used to say “Illustrating absurdity by being absurd”
Good one!
Great stuff as always from da Bee.
OMGoodness!!
I make my own chicken bone broth! WITH healthy vegetables and LOTS of garlic & ginger! The “authorities” are going to be knocking at my door any minute!!
Well-played Bee!
(LOL)
There is a reason they call chicken noodle soup “Jewish mother’s penicillin”.
No Soup for You!
LOL - NO monoclonals, NO HCQ, NO Ivermectin and….
NO chicken noodle soup. Shots and masks only for you!
(Gotta love the Bee.)
Someday we will find out all these vaccine shots are just concentrated chicken soup.
Now thats why its funny. Cuz its real. /seinfeld
Good one Bee!!!
That gave me a belly laugh!
Wait. What???
Oh it’s The Bee
I reposted this to FB just to troll the flak checkers. Nothing so far...
“Jewish Penicillin”... Heh.
It would be funnier if I wasn’t afraid that it would give the Biden gang new ideas to make our lives miserable! Love that Babylon Bee...
FROM MY COLD DEAD LIPS
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