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Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To 10 Unsupervised Minutes With Hillary Clinton
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/29/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/29/2021 2:50:39 PM PST by DFG

NEW YORK, NY—After a jury found Ghislaine Maxwell guilty on five counts in her sex trafficking trial, Maxwell's sentence was quickly handed down: ten minutes unsupervised in a room with Hillary Clinton.

"Considering the gross immorality of your crimes, the court sees fitting to put you in a room with Hillary Clinton, turn off the cameras, tell the prison guards to take a short, ten-minute break, and, you know, see how it goes for ya," the judge said. He banged his gavel. "May God have mercy on your soul."

Maxwell, who had been stoic in court up to this point, broke down sobbing. Through her lawyer, she asked if she could have some kind of melee weapon during the ten minutes with Mrs. Clinton. The court relented and granted her a pool noodle.

At publishing time, the court had also declared that should Maxwell survive her ten minutes with Hillary Clinton, a millstone will be tied around her neck and she'll be "yeeted into the sea".


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ba; babylonbee; epstein; ghislaine; ghislainemaxwell; giuffreroberts; hillary; jeffreyepstein; lolitaexpress; maxwell; virginiagiuffre; virginiaroberts

1 posted on 12/29/2021 2:50:39 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee just keep on outdoing themselves.


2 posted on 12/29/2021 2:52:17 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 56 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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To: DFG

3 posted on 12/29/2021 2:52:56 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: DFG

That is sick!
Likely unConstitutional.
The Babylon Bee you say?
So after the stint with Hillary, does PedoJoe get a crack at her? Sniff sniff sniff


4 posted on 12/29/2021 2:54:52 PM PST by Honest Nigerian
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To: DFG

Joke or not, we all know that meeting is happening one way or another and it’s going to involve paper bedsheets.

Remember the Epstein suicide hoax? Hoaxer Bill Barr acting all ticked off “We’ll get to the bottom of this!” Next day it was like it never happened. “He hanged himself with paper bedsheets? Move it along! Nothing to see here!”


5 posted on 12/29/2021 2:55:22 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: BenLurkin

Looking at that Gif, the sound of fingernails on a blackboard keeps popping into my head.


6 posted on 12/29/2021 2:56:33 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: DFG

It will be like a convention of Procurement International.


7 posted on 12/29/2021 2:57:47 PM PST by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; azishot; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; ..

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8 posted on 12/29/2021 3:07:03 PM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: DFG

Well she never rolled over on anyone and the Government has her little black book and it will never see the light of day


9 posted on 12/29/2021 3:18:47 PM PST by stockpirate (Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God., Where Justice Ends Tyranny Begins.)
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To: DFG

That’s a hell of a death sentence.


11 posted on 12/29/2021 3:30:17 PM PST by Trillian
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To: stockpirate

“Well she never rolled over on anyone and the Government has her little black book and it will never see the light of day”

For some odd reason the Biden Justice Dept just didn’t seem to have much interest in getting her to name names. They seem to prefer she’s locked up and never heard from ever again.


12 posted on 12/29/2021 3:33:47 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: DFG

That’s just cruel.


13 posted on 12/29/2021 3:57:21 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (I do not recognize Biden’s authority. )
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To: SamAdams76

BB is a better Onion than the Onion ever was.


14 posted on 12/29/2021 4:24:07 PM PST by Augie
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To: Augie

Absolutely. The Bee is best.


15 posted on 12/29/2021 4:34:59 PM PST by paulcissa (Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
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To: DFG

As usual, the Bee is outdoing itself!! 🤓


16 posted on 12/29/2021 5:18:20 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: DFG

“Come here, darling, I baked a nice Bundt cake for you,” said the woman who gave Snow White the apple...


17 posted on 12/29/2021 5:21:28 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

The alternative punishment: a lifetime of listening to Celine Dion singing “My Heart Will Go On” on endless loop at high volume.


18 posted on 12/29/2021 5:28:53 PM PST by Noumenon (Black American flag time. KTF)
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To: DFG

Hillary never did any of her own dirty work, I bet Ghislane can take her.


19 posted on 12/29/2021 7:05:18 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: LouieFisk; stockpirate
>> Well she never rolled over on anyone and the Government has her little black book and it will never see the light of day

> For some odd reason the Biden Justice Dept just didn’t seem to have much interest in getting her to name names. They seem to prefer she’s locked up and never heard from ever again.

I can't imagine why. /s

Well, no worries, she won't stay locked up long; she'll get sick and croak, or "suicide" herself.

20 posted on 12/30/2021 12:31:31 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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