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This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Socialist Christmas Edition
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-23-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/23/2021 6:52:46 AM PST by NOBO2012

Weren’t we just talking about Sweden’s Gävle goat aka Gävlebocken 2 weeks ago? Why, yes, we were.

gavlebocken44

Unfortunately, Sweden's giant straw yule goat is like catnip for arsonists; it’s been torched again.

sweden yulegoat burning 2001

The Gävle Goat spokesperson says she doesn't understand why people want to destroy it. I see her point, BLM doesn’t even have a field office in Gävle. A lot of people just shrug it off as part of the tradition. Socialists - of all colors and stripes – do seem to enjoy destroying tradition.

washington statueAppropriately enough, this defaced statue stood in Druid Park

The problem might be the Swedes commitment to postmodern deconstructionism. The very first year the goat  statue was installed (1966) someone burned it down on New Year's Eve. Through the years assassins - one dressed as Santa Claus and one as a gingerbread man — have shot the goat with burning arrows, doused it with accelerant or simply flicked their Bic. In 2010, someone attempted to abduct it with a helicopter. And in years where it’s too damp with snow they’ve been known to resort to smashing and stomping it to death, the ultimate expression of disapproval. During its 53-year-history, the goat has only survived unscathed 15 times.

sweden-yulegoatThe bones of the goat are all that remain after the torching

Some people have suggested that perhaps the whole concept of a horned, cloven hoofed animal representing Christmas is what drives grown men (current suspect arrested is 40) to vandalism. Nah, I’m going with it’s the socialism. 

fox-news-tree-on-fire-2-.pngWarning: progressives remain deeply committed to bringing socialism to our shores.

Socialism is why we can’t have nice things anymore. I don’t want to be more like Sweden.I want to be more like America (was). And remember: Rudy the Red-nosed Reindeer is also a horned, cloven hoofed animal representing Christmas. Don’t shoot Rudy with arrows.

reindeer happy dance gif

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arson; blm; socialism; sweden

1 posted on 12/23/2021 6:52:46 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Maybe if we started burning arsonists at the stake?
Let the punishment fit the crime...


2 posted on 12/23/2021 7:28:40 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: NOBO2012

I would say, “Cabrito! Yum!”, but it’s actually cabrote (big-ass goat).


3 posted on 12/23/2021 8:05:56 AM PST by jagusafr ( )
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To: NOBO2012

Everybody is missing the joke!

The Gavle yulebock has been burned just about every year since it first started being put up.

Kids think of ways to sneak in and light it up all year.

That is just part of the tradition.


4 posted on 12/23/2021 9:49:24 AM PST by Bartholomew Roberts
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