Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Biden Offers To Have Hunter Repaint Sistine Chapel
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/02/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/02/2021 10:48:37 AM PDT by DFG

VATICAN CITY—President Biden emerged from his meeting with Pope Francis greatly relieved and brimming with joy, claiming that the Holy Father had requested Biden’s son, the great artist Hunter, repaint the dated Sistine Chapel ceiling.

“We’ve been planning a remodel for about 1,000 years,” the Pope reportedly told President Biden, “but we just never felt we had the right artist. It would be an honor to have such a devout Catholic and brilliant child protégé complete the epic task.”

The Papal Committee for Making the Church More Culturally Relevant (PCFMTCMCR) has been seeking ways to make the church more acceptable to pro-choice communist environmentalists. A more difficult task, however, has been the modernization of Vatican City to make it more up-to-date and seeker-sensitive to people who have the archaic notion that the Catholic Church teaches the Bible and is not in favor of sins like abortion.

“I Googled ‘Sistine Chapel’ and Wiki says it was painted in like the 1500s and its time to update it,” said renowned artist Hunter Biden to reporters. "I promise to pour all my incredible talents into this project and will only ask for a modest fee of $30 million."

Sources say work on the new ceiling will commence as soon as the Vatican has finished cleaning up Biden's poop.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; hunter; pope; sistine

1 posted on 11/02/2021 10:48:37 AM PDT by DFG
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: DFG

The Pope couldn’t afford him, especially after the 10 percent for the big guy added to the fee.


2 posted on 11/02/2021 10:51:30 AM PDT by sphinx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Lordy I love The Bee


3 posted on 11/02/2021 10:52:01 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

4 posted on 11/02/2021 10:55:11 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

here’s a video of a dude sounds just like trump- he goes on abotu biden pooping his pants- pretty funny stuff

https://rumble.com/vol2l5-mi-amigo-shawn-farash-is-the-best.html


5 posted on 11/02/2021 10:56:23 AM PDT by Bob434
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All

The Sistine Chapel was painted in like the 1500s by some no-talent guy named Angelo, and its time to update it,” said the erudite artist Hunter Biden. “I promise to pour all my incredible talents into this project and will only ask for a modest fee of $30 million.”


6 posted on 11/02/2021 10:57:07 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Bob434

he met the pope and pooped


7 posted on 11/02/2021 10:57:35 AM PDT by Bob434
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: DFG

The party would be better served by Hunter repainting The School of Athens, with Obama and Biden as Aristotle and Plato, and all the other Dem leaders as the other philosophers—turn the whole party into DWEMS! (bwahahahahaha.....)


8 posted on 11/02/2021 11:00:17 AM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Liz

Better get another artist to paint the scene of God touching Beau’s outstretched finger. Hunter ain’t so good at human figures.


9 posted on 11/02/2021 11:04:43 AM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: chajin

Maybe Hunter could redo the Obama portraits.


10 posted on 11/02/2021 11:28:54 AM PDT by cnsmom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: caseinpoint

Hunters got a good feel for shakedowns..../s.


11 posted on 11/02/2021 11:29:29 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: DFG

Tell Hunter not to use water color paints.


12 posted on 11/02/2021 11:32:45 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti Astronomers see white dwarf 'switch on and off' for first time)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

“Say, Corn-pope! Howzabout ya let my son Hunner here repaint the Sisters Chapel, hah? Do it real cheap! Ten mill’ yew-ess! A tithe fer you, li’l sum’p’n fer me, Hunner getsa rest. Hunner’s a worl’-wide arr-teest! Famous, even! Whaddayasay?”


13 posted on 11/02/2021 11:34:24 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

That last line made me spray Diet Coke on my laptop.


14 posted on 11/02/2021 1:30:00 PM PDT by 43north (Its hard to stop a man when he knows he's right and he keeps on comin'.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DFG

That awful junk that looks like kindergarden scribble that he is trying to peddle as art could give you a preminition of what he would do to the Sistine Chapel. The ceiling would look like a cartoon. He is in no way an artist. Even Picasso was better than him.


15 posted on 11/02/2021 1:48:09 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson