Posted on 11/02/2021 10:48:37 AM PDT by DFG
VATICAN CITY—President Biden emerged from his meeting with Pope Francis greatly relieved and brimming with joy, claiming that the Holy Father had requested Biden’s son, the great artist Hunter, repaint the dated Sistine Chapel ceiling.
“We’ve been planning a remodel for about 1,000 years,” the Pope reportedly told President Biden, “but we just never felt we had the right artist. It would be an honor to have such a devout Catholic and brilliant child protégé complete the epic task.”
The Papal Committee for Making the Church More Culturally Relevant (PCFMTCMCR) has been seeking ways to make the church more acceptable to pro-choice communist environmentalists. A more difficult task, however, has been the modernization of Vatican City to make it more up-to-date and seeker-sensitive to people who have the archaic notion that the Catholic Church teaches the Bible and is not in favor of sins like abortion.
“I Googled ‘Sistine Chapel’ and Wiki says it was painted in like the 1500s and its time to update it,” said renowned artist Hunter Biden to reporters. "I promise to pour all my incredible talents into this project and will only ask for a modest fee of $30 million."
Sources say work on the new ceiling will commence as soon as the Vatican has finished cleaning up Biden's poop.
The Pope couldn’t afford him, especially after the 10 percent for the big guy added to the fee.
Lordy I love The Bee
here’s a video of a dude sounds just like trump- he goes on abotu biden pooping his pants- pretty funny stuff
https://rumble.com/vol2l5-mi-amigo-shawn-farash-is-the-best.html
The Sistine Chapel was painted in like the 1500s by some no-talent guy named Angelo, and its time to update it,” said the erudite artist Hunter Biden. “I promise to pour all my incredible talents into this project and will only ask for a modest fee of $30 million.”
he met the pope and pooped
The party would be better served by Hunter repainting The School of Athens, with Obama and Biden as Aristotle and Plato, and all the other Dem leaders as the other philosophers—turn the whole party into DWEMS! (bwahahahahaha.....)
Better get another artist to paint the scene of God touching Beau’s outstretched finger. Hunter ain’t so good at human figures.
Maybe Hunter could redo the Obama portraits.
Hunters got a good feel for shakedowns..../s.
Tell Hunter not to use water color paints.
“Say, Corn-pope! Howzabout ya let my son Hunner here repaint the Sisters Chapel, hah? Do it real cheap! Ten mill’ yew-ess! A tithe fer you, li’l sum’p’n fer me, Hunner getsa rest. Hunner’s a worl’-wide arr-teest! Famous, even! Whaddayasay?”
That last line made me spray Diet Coke on my laptop.
That awful junk that looks like kindergarden scribble that he is trying to peddle as art could give you a preminition of what he would do to the Sistine Chapel. The ceiling would look like a cartoon. He is in no way an artist. Even Picasso was better than him.
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