Posted on 10/30/2021 10:55:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) president and CEO Derrick Johnson warned professional athletes against agreeing to play for teams located in Texas. The inspiration for this warning is the new Texas law limiting abortions after the baby’s heartbeat is detected.
“One of the highly valued perks of being a pro athlete are the many opportunities for sex with nubile young women who are attracted by your physique,” Johnson pointed out. “Easy access to abortion was your parachute to escape a possible 18 years or more of child-support payments to a woman you hardly know. The new law rips this parachute to shreds.”
“Rather than having many months to persuade a young woman you’ve impregnated to have an abortion, you’ll have maybe a few days or no opportunity before the heartbeat is detected,” Johnson said. “The millions of dollars you worked so hard to get could be whittled away because of a few moments of casual pleasure.”
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Texas Association for the Advancement of Conservative People (TAACP)
… you know, just to annoy progressives
bttt!
Hang in there and maybe you’ll develop a following. You’ve been
posting your articles for some time now and few make a comment
or two on them. Good luck.
Semi-satire is good stuff.
What is your objective in boycotting this list of businesses that
put people to work and pay wages so they can live? Do you prefer
they be on Gov’t subsidies, etc?
Boycott List
List of businesses to consider boycotting:
Target
Kohls
Bed Bath and Beyond
Costco
Starbucks
Nike
Amazon
AMC Theaters
Apple
Verizon
AT & T
Barnes and Noble
Ben & Jerry’s
Best Buy
Capitol One
Chevron
Coca Cola
Colgate
Comcast (NBC, Time Warner)
Direct TV
Dropbox
DuPont
eBay
Estee Lauder
Facebook
Google
Twitter
General Mills
Johnson & Johnson
JP Morgan Chase
Kellogg
Kraft Foods
Levi Strauss
Marriottt
Microsoft
Office Depot
Pay Pal
Pepsi
United Airlines
Walt Disney Company
Wells Fargo
Xerox
Yelp
Zillow
It’s funny because it’s true. There’s a reason why creeps like Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo are abortion fanatics.
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