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Psaki Points Out That Inflation Doesn't Matter Since There Are No Goods To Purchase Anyway [satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/25/2021

Posted on 10/26/2021 6:50:43 AM PDT by markomalley

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed concerns over rising inflation Friday, noting that the impact of rising prices doesn’t matter because there’s nothing left on store shelves to buy.

“Rising prices would definitely be a problem if there were things like food, clothing, or medicine available for purchase,” Psaki said. “As it stands right now, consumers really aren’t paying higher prices because they're not able to purchase anything. People are reporting they’ve never saved so much money in their lives!”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

1 posted on 10/26/2021 6:50:43 AM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

The Bee writes the satire, then it becomes reality. The Biden Sock Puppet administration takes its policy direction from them, and then Peppermint Patty announces it to the world.


2 posted on 10/26/2021 7:01:28 AM PDT by twister881
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To: markomalley

Circle back will circle back once too often and her head will be back up her butt


3 posted on 10/26/2021 7:05:50 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: twister881
The Bee no longer publishes satire.
It publishes prophecies.
4 posted on 10/26/2021 7:22:23 AM PDT by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: markomalley

Are you sure this is satire and not reality?


5 posted on 10/26/2021 9:31:11 AM PDT by 1956tbyrd
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To: Little Ray
The Bee no longer publishes satire. It publishes prophecies.

Agree. Fiction becomes truth, because nothing is too absurd for Leftist tyrants.

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6 posted on 10/26/2021 10:30:43 AM PDT by twister881
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To: markomalley

As long as they save us another 16 cents, my vote will go to Biden.

My rent is 12 cents, my other bills come out to about 5 cents.


7 posted on 10/26/2021 1:36:01 PM PDT by Celerity
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