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Socialists Assail Moderates [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 October 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/10/2021 11:52:35 AM PDT by John Semmens

The reluctance of Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) and Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WVA) to support the Biden Administration's $3.5 trillion spending bill has led to sustained attacks on them.

Sen, Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) declared that "two senators have no right to sabotage what we want. We are, in the Russian vernacular, the Bolsheviks—the majority. You know, Lenin had the same sort of problem with the Menshiviks—the minority—when he was establishing the dictatorship of the proletariat back in 1917."

Thus far, Sinema has faced the worse harassment as a gang of leftists chased her from a class she was teaching at Arizona State University into the women's restroom where they photographed her entering a stall. Manchin was accosted by kayakers outside the houseboat he lives on in Washington.

President Biden called the harassment "part of the process. It happens to everyone who doesn't have Secret Service guards accompany them everywhere they go. If you don't want to be accosted or followed you need to get yourself elected president like I did."

CNN's Ana Navarro said that "while I don't think its appropriate to chase anyone into a bathroom, I kind of think that Senator Sinema has only herself to blame. If she were loyal to the Party this wouldn't have had to happen to her."

Sinema called the harassment "an illegitimate protest. I respect the free speech rights of those who disagree with me, but engaging in illegal activities such as gaining entry to closed university buildings, disrupting learning environments, and filming people in a restroom are not part of these rights."

Sanders wared that "Sen. Sinema's effort to resist our attempts to bring her back into the fold is ill-advised. She would be better off confessing her crimes and taking whatever punishment the Party doles out to her, like Zinoviev, Kamenev, and many others did back in 1936."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; democrats; manchin; sanders; satire; sinema; socialism; stalin

1 posted on 10/10/2021 11:52:35 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I assail a boat.


2 posted on 10/10/2021 11:57:10 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: John Semmens

If Bernie and his ilk get absolute power, we are guaranteed to see rise of American Gulags and great purges.


3 posted on 10/10/2021 11:58:24 AM PDT by Intar
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To: blueunicorn6

It’s got a little tiny motor in the back.

It don’t go too fast, but it is hard to start.


4 posted on 10/10/2021 12:02:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: blueunicorn6

It goes “putt putt putt”, but I’m assailing and not agolfing.


5 posted on 10/10/2021 12:04:09 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: John Semmens
taking whatever punishment the Party doles out to her

Nazi Party? Communist Party?

6 posted on 10/10/2021 12:09:52 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: blueunicorn6

And when I get out of the harbor, I turn off the putt putt motor and put up the sheets to catch the wind.

Sheets is what makes assailing boat.

Now some of you wise guys might not care about how my boat goes.

“I don’t give three sheets about blueunicorn6 and his assailing boat.”

Well, let me tell you something….sheets is mighty important.

You got no sheets, then you can’t go. It’s as simple as that. If you can’t go, it’s probably because you got no sheets.


7 posted on 10/10/2021 12:14:19 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: John Semmens

“Sen, Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) declared that “two senators have no right to sabotage what we want.”

Comrade Sanders (S-Vt) declared that “two senators have no right to sabotage what we want.

There, fixed it


8 posted on 10/10/2021 12:14:59 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: blueunicorn6

And when you get to where you want to go in your assailing boat, like Pepsicola Florida or some place like that, then you take down the sheets and there you are.

Some of the bigger assailing boats got a little boat to get to the land part of where you’re going.

They call this little boat a scuff.

It’s not assailing boat.

You have to row it.

With ores.


9 posted on 10/10/2021 12:23:30 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: blueunicorn6

One time, I rowed a scuff for like three hours.

I forget to put it in the water.


10 posted on 10/10/2021 12:26:21 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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