Posted on 10/09/2021 10:54:24 AM PDT by Chad N. Freud
Nah, I don't want to be president.
Just a supporter.
Its platform:
1. We support immigration. We do not support illegal immigration. We defy those who pretend that this sould be in any way controversial.
2. If you break the law -- a law in black and white -- if does not matter if you are a president's wife, a son of a president, a president, a member of Congress, a Supreme Court Justice, or any of their employees, staff, hirees, consultants, lobbyists, or bureaucracy: you will still go to jail as logically as a random citizen would. Not for the minimum term of the offence, however; but for the maximum term, as punishment for having set yourself above the public and then having betrayed the public in both word and deed.
3. Every candidate for public office, and (after an election is over) every holder of public office will recite the Ninth and Tenth Amendments.
4. Abortion shall be illegal -- unless intervention is needed to save the life of the mother. Human life has more value than government. Victims of rape can choose the fate of their child.
5. Owning and carrying weapons is acknowledged in America as a God-given right. The 2nd Amendment will be strengthened and amended to reflect this.
6. Internal taxation will be allowed only on purchases of goods. Never on income, never on wealth, never on property.
7. External taxation on imported goods will be allowed.
8. Term limits: Exact term limits will be decided by the people, to keep politicians from making a career out of politics. No one will draw a paycheck from national, state, or local politics for his or her entire life. Private fortunes are exempt from this rule: we will always have Kennedys and Bidens, Roosevelts and others. We might as well acknowledge this, and make provisions for it.
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For our first president, I nominate Lazamataz.
Or Zaphod Beetlebrox.
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I hate the fact you can’t correct a typo.
“We support immigration. We do not support illegal immigration.”
Putting $1 & one peso Green Card vending machines at every point of entry would make immigration nearly 100% legal.
Immigration must not harm the US or its citizens by causing increased unemployment/taxation/crime.
I’m sorry but it’s against the law to suggest a party of law be formed.
“$1 & one peso Green Card vending machines at every point of entry would make immigration nearly 100% legal.”
I don’t understand. Forgive me.
What country would put the price of immigrating into their country at one dollar or one peso?
That would make immigration nearly 100% legal, but who would do it?
I see what they’ve done there!
RE: 2. If you break the law — a law in black and white — if does not matter if you are a president’s wife, a son of a president, a president, a member of Congress, a Supreme Court Justice, or any of their employees, staff, hirees, consultants, lobbyists, or bureaucracy: you will still go to jail as logically as a random citizen would.
Seriously, How in God’s Name do you expect to find candidates to run for office or apply for government jobs?
Rule 2 alone would prevent anyone from getting wealthy in government.
“No one will draw a paycheck from national, state, or local politics for his or her entire life.”
No one may get national, state, or local funding for more than 20 years, excluding reasonable compensation under general law for injuries due to their government employment.
Whoops... In #4, where it says “victims of rape may choose the fate of their child,” I did not mean to imply abortion. It should say “They may choose, according to their conscience or religion, to raise or adopt the living child.”
Can he run for President and Vice President?
-PJ
I like it so far. I would add that currently we have way too many laws for this to work so this would need to include a reduction of laws by ninety percent. In other words at least 9 out of ten laws would need to be stricken from the books.
9.
I love it!
“No one may get national, state, or local funding for more than 20 years, excluding reasonable compensation under general law for injuries due to their government employment.”
Have your offices been raided by the FBI yet?
I await the “Bastille the liberal b*stards” party.
With rope to guillotine latch in hand.
Another instance of wishing for an “edit” button: “Beeblebrox,” it should have been.
Like...I don’t know about Lazamataz. lol.
Please add:
Complete separation of **school** and state!
“Have your offices been raided by the FBI yet?”
Ow-ow-ow.
These guys with the rubber truncheons — I don’t think they’re philosophers.
“What country would put the price of immigrating into their country at one dollar or one peso?
“That would make immigration nearly 100% legal, but who would do it?”
The most elected Democrats, globalist RINOs and libertarians believe in open borders.
Would $500 instead of $1 make any difference given many illegals pay or promise to pay $10,000 or more to get smuggled in?
Ask Joe Biden about who should not be allowed to immigrate to the USA or be granted amnesty.
Only if they are violent criminals would be his answer.
And expect the mi primo Jose is just as worthy of US admission as su primo Pedro argument.
Illegal immigrants tend to have faced physical endurance and employability testing by crossing miles of desert and being deemed eligible for future repayment of smuggling fees.
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