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17 Things With A Higher Approval Rating Than Joe Biden
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/07/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/07/2021 3:24:48 PM PDT by DFG

Joe Biden's approval rating is not good. Sad! Not good!

Here are seventeen things with higher approval ratings than Joe Biden:

1. Candy corn - Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.

2. Prostate exams - Uncomfortable but at least they don't last four years.

3. The restrooms at Walmart - Unsanitary but they've never tried to sniff our hair.

4. The decision to cancel Firefly - Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.

5. DMV employees - Hey, at least they know where they are.

6. Pearl Harbor, the Ben Affleck movie - We don't know how this one beat Joe but it did.

7. The actual attack on Pearl Harbor - At least it eventually led to the fall of Hitler.

8. Andrew Cuomo's steamy new romance novel - Yeesh. Biden's numbers must be awful.

9. The guy in your neighborhood who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween - Everyone has that guy. But hey, he's not trying to ruin your life.

10. Long John Silver's - Something's fishy about this place but at least you can just avoid it.

11. Todd - Good one, Todd!

12. Gas station sushi - Will only make you sick one time and you'll have a great story to tell.

13. Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle - We don't know why she sells these but some people like them, we guess.

14. Alex Rodriguez's vagina candle - We don't know why he sells these but some people like them, we guess.

15. Installing a car seat - On a 120-degree day in Phoenix.

16. Wuhan's world-famous bat soup - The taste isn't so bad, it's the consistency.

17. The one true President Donald Trump - USA! USA! USA!

What do you like better than Joe Biden? Let us know in the comment section, which will likely be the longest comment section ever.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: approval; biden; pearlharbor; rating
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1 posted on 10/07/2021 3:24:48 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

18: Last years Fruitcake


2 posted on 10/07/2021 3:28:37 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

Apparently Brandon has a higher approval rating too.

Let’s go Brandon!


3 posted on 10/07/2021 3:30:54 PM PDT by Edward Teach ( )
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John Durham’s Trump/Russia report.

You can’t dislike what you’ve never read.


4 posted on 10/07/2021 3:33:16 PM PDT by TigersEye (Resistance is not futile!)
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"Let’s go Brandon!"
5 posted on 10/07/2021 3:40:38 PM PDT by Kartographer
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To: DFG; humblegunner

humblegunner... 😁...


6 posted on 10/07/2021 3:49:46 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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19. Having a spastic colon


7 posted on 10/07/2021 3:57:43 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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To: heavy metal

I think not.


8 posted on 10/07/2021 3:59:02 PM PDT by wgmalabama (We will find out if the Vac or virus risk was the correct choice - can we put truth above narrative)
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To: MNJohnnie

Yep!


9 posted on 10/07/2021 3:59:31 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (It's not the job of the unvaxxed to protect the vaxxed. That's the job of the "vaccine.")
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Sitting next to a crying baby with colic on a 17 hours flight to Austrailia


10 posted on 10/07/2021 4:01:24 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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Double root canal.

At least there is anesthesia, Percocet afterwards, and time off from work.


11 posted on 10/07/2021 4:07:58 PM PDT by Salvavida (Even now, come Lord Jesus!)
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A colonoscopy.


12 posted on 10/07/2021 4:15:57 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith)
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A VOMIT shake.


13 posted on 10/07/2021 4:34:16 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: DFG
20: CNN ratings with Conservatives!!!

21:Talibans with Women... 🤓

14 posted on 10/07/2021 4:40:44 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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Sitting next to a crying baby with colic on a 17 hours flight to Austrailia


15 posted on 10/07/2021 4:42:19 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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Bunions.


16 posted on 10/07/2021 4:46:39 PM PDT by moovova (There will never be another fair presidential election in the USA.)
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A prostate exam from a Dr with Parkinson’s


17 posted on 10/07/2021 4:46:48 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (They would have abandon leftism to achieve sanity. Freeper Olog-hai)
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No way 4 is true! No way!


18 posted on 10/07/2021 4:59:55 PM PDT by Nuc 1.1 (Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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I don’t get #7……


19 posted on 10/07/2021 9:29:49 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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Road kill


20 posted on 10/08/2021 12:33:07 AM PDT by .44 Special (Taimid Buacharch)
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