Posted on 10/07/2021 6:55:13 AM PDT by SoConPubbie
TOLEDO, OHIO — A 48-year-old plastic surgeon is dead in a story that demonstrates the limitless levels of surrealism when it comes to these experimental shots and government/media narratives.
Dr. Thomas Flanigan received the first dose of experimental Moderna mRNA on January 6, according to his Facebook page. He received the second dose on February 3.
Sometime thereafter (it’s unclear exactly when), he wrote his own obituary, in the same mocking fashion as the foregoing Facebook post. It is reminiscent of the Polish doctor we wrote about in February. But the surrealism surrounding this story is unmatched compared to any other story we’ve written thus far.
First, none of the media outlets that covered this story (except the New York Post) mentioned that Dr. Flanigan received experimental Moderna mRNA shots in January and February. However, the Post, like the other outlets, wrote that his cause of death is “not clear.” Second, the headlines are practically celebrating his death, perhaps in an attempt to deflect attention away from the Moderna shots.
They refer to the obituary as “hilarious,” “incredible” and other strange adjectives given the situation.
Here are some excerpts from the obituary:
Well, that’s it. I have completed my shift as the great American cliché. In the spirit of what turned out to be my last New Year’s letter, my wild and crazy life has again taken a new, unexpected turn with my shocking and unexpected, yet fabulous, exit. Yes, I have joined the likes of Princess Diana, John Belushi, and Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter in leaving while still at the top of my game as an iconic superhero who seemed almost too good to be true.
I will admit that I originally got married for the husband jokes and had kids for the dad jokes. It did not disappoint. The jokes I mean, but Amy and the kids were pretty good too.
I know it’s impossible to believe, but I, the Ginger God of Surgery and Shenanigans, have fought my last cow (you’re welcome Tim) and ridden off into the glorious sunset after re-enlisting with a new unit. Due to the unknown and cosmic nature of my next mission, this will be our last communication. My whereabouts are now top secret, but let’s just say I have made some new friends by the names of Elvis and Kenny.
Again, it’s unclear when exactly this was written. It may have been from a hospital bed after the deadly symptoms of the mRNA shots kicked in. Perhaps he wrote it the same week of the shots, knowing the risks, but wrote in jest to ease his own fears and further mock “anti-vaxxers.” These news outlets are deflecting from the virtue signaling, and spinning this story into a coincidence with a “hilarious” obituary.
Dr. Flanigan is at least the third mRNA victim we’ve covered who died between eight and 12 weeks after the shots. We will begin referring to these as near-term deaths caused by experimental mRNA or viral vector shots. Dr. Flanigan leaves behind a wife and three children ages 10 to 14.
It’s indisputable fact that these shots neither stop the spread of the novel coronavirus, nor mitigate the symptoms. Further, the Centers for Disease Control manipulates and inflates both COVID-19 case and death numbers to reinforce this agenda. People essentially take these shots because someone told them to. Whether it’s an employer mandate or listening to Fauci, Russian roulette is now stylish and trendy.
We’ve pleaded with the public to stop posting these virtue signaling photos on social media. Take your shots privately and be happy. There is no pleasure whatsoever in covering your deaths. But our journalistic duty is to report on this important matter of public concern and create informed consent versus manipulative coercion and social pressure that determines most people’s fates.
Stay vigilant and protect your friends and loved ones.
Cause of death?
arrogance
So he got the shot out of necessity to stay on as a surgeon I assume. To keep his job.
Sad.
What’s more sad, sarcastic physicians like him are pushing their misguided “wisdom” regarding the jab on trusting patients.
This is an example of why those of us who are know-it-alls should not tempt fate despite believing that we are invincible.
lol — clearly
Irony..................
“Cause of death?”
Sounds like he shot himself.
Well, at least he won’t need his tracking chip now…
He got his jabberoonies right away — well before the vocational coercion.
It goes beyond that. This doctor believed he was sacrosanct. The good lord has taught him otherwise. Hopefully he made his peace before he was dispatched to the great beyond.
Meanwhile, one of my neighbors next door tested positive. 4 others in the house are negative.
I heard he was “wiped out” yesterday but saw him playing bean bag toss later in the day.
Ya nevah know.
Half second to fact check…. Maybe we let him RIP instead of trying to scare people about vaccine.
He died fully vaxxed and fully employed. Today, for many, the latter cannot exist without the former. Enjoy the suck all you clinical Phase III volunteers!
I’d bet he was atheist or agnostic from what he wrote.
I too was thinking mental illness and suicide. The boastful arrogance that some have noted, the cavalier dismissal of his family as if they were mere accessories to his life, may reflect a manic or mixed manic state - energy, grandiosity, delusion, poor judgment and despair.
I guess that's a decent exit line. I've been listening to some hard-boiled old-time radio shows lately during my commutes to an from work. A good one I heard recently was from Pat Novak for Hire starring Jack Webb. He tried to aid an old man who was struck by a hit and run driver. As the old guy dies, Webb narrates "he slipped out my arms and...stopped paying taxes".
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