Posted on 09/27/2021 10:23:46 AM PDT by John Semmens
Inspired by President Biden's frustration and hatred toward the unvaccinated portion of the US population, FDA economist Taylor Lee expounded on the ideas he has been forwarding to the President for addressing the issue.
"It seems to me that an easy solution would be to shoot vaccine darts into persons suspected of being unvaccinated," Lee said. "I've seen many nature shows where large wild animals have been inoculated with darts containing sedatives prior to transporting them or giving them medical attention. Federal sharpshooters could take up positions near a planned anti-vax protest and open fire at an opportune time. This would accomplish two objectives. First, unvaxxed persons would be immediately vaxxed on the spot. Second, as news about this spreads, these types of protests will be discouraged."
"A second approach would be the inverse of a vaccine passport," Lee suggested. "Persons who are not vaccinated could be required to wear a symbol indicating their unvaxxed status. This would make it easier for the vaccinated to shun them. It might also breakdown their resistance to getting vaccinated. Germany used this approach in the 1930s to help deal with a segment of the population that was suspected of disloyalty and posed a danger to society."
"A third idea I have is to quarantine all the unvaccinated in an undesirable location like the State of Texas," Lee urged. "With all the disloyal people confined in one place it will be easier to keep the rest of the country pure. We could all live our normal lives without having to fear being infected by disease carriers. At the same time, disinfectant measures—like shooting them with darts—could be carried out without endangering those loyal to the government. Eventually, everyone will be vaccinated and the pandemic will be over."
Press Secretary Jen Psaki acknowledged that "the President has received Mr. Lee's recommendations and expressed his gratitude. He is also intrigued by Peter Daszak's suggestion that vaccinations could be accomplished by releasing skin-penetrating nanoparticles carrying the vaccine into the air. The President is especially pleased to have these additional arrows added to his quiver should his recent mandates prove inadequate to achieve the goal of universal vaccination."
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“ Federal sharpshooters could take up positions near a planned anti-vax protest and open fire at an opportune time.”
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Yeah, that shit goes both ways...and civilians generally don’t have dart guns with needles. Just saying.
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