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Biden Demands "Dishonorable Discharge" for Vaccine Refuseniks [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 September 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/25/2021 11:12:56 AM PDT by John Semmens

Concerned that a mere loss of one's job for declining to be vaccinated might not be sufficient to secure the necessary obedience to his will, President Biden is calling for employers to label the firing of these "refuseniks" a "dishonorable discharge."

"When I was told that an estimated 30% of our troops are refusing to take the COVID vaccine I was shocked," the President reported. "Soldiers take an oath pledging their obedience to their Commander-in-Chief. Their loyalty to me should serve as an example for the civilian population. Failure to fulfill their oath is dishonorable. Hence, their subsequent discharge from the Armed Forces should also be dishonorable. Their future lives should be made as difficult as we can make them."

"Then I got to thinking, why should soldiers be the only ones to have to pay for their disloyalty," Biden mused. "Hasn't virtually every American pledged his allegiance to the country at one time or another during their lives? Doesn't a person's current refusal to obey my decree that he or she be vaccinated violate that pledge? I think it does. That is why I am amending my mandate that employers make vaccination a condition of employment to include a requirement that the employer classify the ex-employee's separation from the business as 'dishonorable' and document this in the person's file so future potential employers can be made aware of that individual's low character."

The President also acknowledged that "the courageous efforts of the Australian government to suppress resistance to vital health measures including vaccination, stay-at-home orders, and masking requirements tells me I should be doing more to compel responsible behavior among my own people in America. Why just the other day, Australian police were out in the streets clubbing protesters who were illegally outside their homes for an unauthorized activity. Later the police were firing rubber bullets at them. I told the fella from down under that such dedication to protecting the health of his people is a model for us to follow here."

In related news, several agencies within the Biden Administration have bought surveillance drones from DJI, a manufacturer based in Shenzhen, China. Although the Department of Defense has labeled these drones a security threat, FBI Director Christopher Wray doesn't see it that way, saying that "when it comes to surveillance China is at the top of the heap. They've been doing it longer and better than we have. Their equipment is top notch and the data we gather will be routinely backed up at the factory in China. That way even if malcontents here mess with our drones we won't lose any of it."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: bidenvoters; employment; resistance; satire; vaccination

1 posted on 09/25/2021 11:12:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I don’t think it is satire, read that he and the Dems want to do this.


2 posted on 09/25/2021 11:17:43 AM PDT by Sparky1776
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To: John Semmens

F-you Joe Biden


3 posted on 09/25/2021 11:19:10 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (Dementia Joe and the Whore, leaders of the Free world. ( F-you dementia Joe.))
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To: John Semmens

The government not only has no independent source of wealth, it has no independent source of power.


4 posted on 09/25/2021 11:28:59 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Diana Moon Glampers for Secretary of Education! )
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