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Biden Miraculously Parts Rio Grande Allowing Millions Of Immigrants To Cross Into United States
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/23/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/23/2021 1:39:02 PM PDT by DFG

TEXAS—Joe Biden has come under scrutiny for the border crisis, but he's risen to the occasion. Biden arrived at the Mexican border at long last today to address the massive influx of refugees and migrant caravans coming up from various South American countries and Caribbean islands like Haiti.

But rather than backing up the Border Patrol or calling for greater border security, Biden simply raised his hands to the heavens. "Rio Grande... part!" he shouted in a loud voice. The waters of the Rio Grande then parted as his father below responded to his prayer, and millions of immigrants came passing through.

Biden said he was touched by the sight and that it reminded him of a similar miracle he'd witnessed firsthand during the exodus of the Jews from Egypt (because he is old).

The migrants flooded into the United States, wave after wave coming rushing through thanks to the miraculous intervention of Joe Biden. Once they had all gotten into the country, Biden commanded the walls of water on either side of the passage to come crashing down, drowning the Border Patrol agents on horses in hot pursuit with their whips and chariots.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; border; mexico; riogrande

1 posted on 09/23/2021 1:39:02 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

The Bee is killing it today.


2 posted on 09/23/2021 1:40:58 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: DFG

MOSES !!!


3 posted on 09/23/2021 1:44:07 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DFG
Biden commanded the walls of water on either side of the passage to come crashing down, drowning the Border Patrol agents on horses in hot pursuit with their whips and chariots.

Nice touch.

4 posted on 09/23/2021 1:44:19 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: EvilCapitalist

Theyve been great for weeks...


5 posted on 09/23/2021 1:44:40 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DFG

“Biden Almighty”
He was trying to “Part the Red Soup” and missed.


6 posted on 09/23/2021 2:01:35 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

Oh Boy! More democrat voters! Hatians and Puerto Ricans know too much about politics in the U.S. to vote democrat so send them home.


7 posted on 09/23/2021 2:12:48 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: DFG

“His father below” is a nice touch.


8 posted on 09/23/2021 2:16:20 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG

Are they making fun of the right? FB and twitter are full of Q memes with Trump as Moses parting the red sea.


9 posted on 09/23/2021 2:19:29 PM PDT by M_Continuum
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To: M_Continuum

It’s sarcasm of the best kind. Making fun of Biden.


10 posted on 09/23/2021 2:21:41 PM PDT by hoe_cake (A Descendant of the Signers of the Constitution. )
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To: DFG

THE MESS AT THE BORDER IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT’S PLANNED. WATCH THE FIRST 6 MINUTES: BIDEN EXPLAINS THE PLAN BETWEEN 4:15 and 5:50!! IF YOU’RE NOT ANGRY, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
GOOD GRIEF...SHARE THIS ONE!!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/kZW1u9UH3lHH/


11 posted on 09/23/2021 2:37:27 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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