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New IPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen
Babylon Bee ^
| 09/14/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/14/2021 3:25:41 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:25:41 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
the pro-vaxxers will LOVE this phone ;)
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:27:01 PM PDT
by
cableguymn
(We need a redneck in the white house.... But the fact checkers said the story was false!)
To: DFG
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:27:06 PM PDT
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: DFG
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
To: DFG
Ok, they got me on this one. I was about to blurt out the headline to my wife.
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:32:39 PM PDT
by
Pollard
(#*&% Communism)
To: Pollard
I said out loud, “WTF”, and then realized it was the Bee.
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:33:44 PM PDT
by
WildHighlander57
((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000) )
To: DFG
The blending of Fantasy and Reality, and surprisingly it is 100% believable.
The Babylon Bee is turning Satire into genuine Journalism.
It’s like the DEMONCRATS turning Orwell’s works from Fiction to Non Fiction in less than a year.
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:33:57 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Trump - Make America Great Again / Xiden - Make America Grovel Again...)
To: DFG
Should require whole home system-— want to make a pot of coffee? No jab, to java.
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:36:10 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
To: DFG
Not satire. It’s future news today. It’s got to be. (Apple is probably working on such a feature)
To: DFG
FYI: At the iPhone 13 (et.al.) announcement today, CEO Tim Cook took time, at the open, for a paean of love to the great State of California. Thus this piece by the BB does meet the zeitgeist of this Grey Davis / Gavin Newsom day of destiny! When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality ... MOVE!
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:45:36 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
To: DFG
I almost fell for it!
LOL
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posted on
09/14/2021 3:46:01 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: DFG
The Bee almost got me with this one. I was outraged and panicked at the same time before I noticed it was the Bee.
To: Swordmaker
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posted on
09/14/2021 4:22:39 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Trumplican
You can’t tell anymore. The libs are that nuts.
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posted on
09/14/2021 4:23:56 PM PDT
by
Luke21
To: DFG
I know this is Babylon Bee but for a moment there it made me go “huh?!” It’s getting harder to tell satire from reality.
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posted on
09/14/2021 4:36:40 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(I do not recognize Biden’s authority.)
To: DFG
IPhone 15 will require proof of homosexuality.
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posted on
09/14/2021 4:52:39 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: DFG
This is probably on the drawing boards at Apple. They got scooped.
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posted on
09/14/2021 5:04:34 PM PDT
by
Salvavida
(We must win the COUNTY if we want to win the country.)
To: DFG
It’s not a joke! Nigeria requires “vaccinations” in order to access banking!
To: Trumplican
Me too. I just freaked out. It’s probably just a matter of time though.
To: DFG
When they actually do this, the Bee better get royalties for it.
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posted on
09/14/2021 8:37:53 PM PDT
by
Gil4
(And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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