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Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/08/2021 10:34:49 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats in Congress have condemned the recent election integrity law passed in Texas. In addition to the laws being extremely racist, misogynistic, and homophobic, Democrat politicians are saying that such laws will lead to a devastating decline in cheating.

"Cheating is the lifeblood of LGBTQ+ culture, and ballot harvesting is the cornerstone of black American culture," said AOC in a speech to her constituents in the World Economic Forum. "In addition—like, so many women will be negatively impacted by the male gaze of partisan poll-watchers. This is literal fascism guys."

Experts warn that if more states pass similar laws, it may empower far-far-right candidates to win elections, as cheating and fraud will decline sharply.

"This is a white supremacist country," AOC continued, "so we know that free and fair elections without any fraud will lead to more white supremacists being elected. White supremacists like Larry Elder. Like, I literally can't even."

"Say—I should tweet that." She then pulled out her phone and began tweeting.

Leftists have called for more relaxed voting with fewer protections against fraud, so that only good people will be elected, like in California and New York. Frustrated Democrats have promised to leave Texas to live in states where the voting laws aren't evil and racist. Texas Governor Greg Abbot is currently looking at additional legislation to see if he can make more Democrats leave.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cheat; democrat; texas; vote

1 posted on 09/08/2021 10:34:49 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

“In addition—like, so many women will be negatively impacted by the male gaze of partisan poll-watchers.”

That is hilarious. Unfortunately, with her, it is a bit close to being accurate.


2 posted on 09/08/2021 10:42:49 AM PDT by odawg
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To: DFG

“~~ Frustrated Democrats have promised to leave Texas~~”
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We can only hope. God Bless Texas.


3 posted on 09/08/2021 11:04:13 AM PDT by snoringbear (,W,E.oGovernment is the Pimp, )
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To: DFG

For a change, let’s have some fun! Let’s all play the game of Opposites! Starting with a word beginning with the letter “I”. Then list the person or thing most opposite that word:

Integrity? Newsom. Intelligence? Biden. Initiative? Camelface.
Invincible? General Milley. Impartiality? Pelousy. Incorruptable? The Democrats.

Got it? Seems so easy!


4 posted on 09/08/2021 11:07:44 AM PDT by Richard Axtell (As if.)
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To: DFG

“Democrats Warn If More States Pass Election Integrity Laws There Will Be A Devastating Decline In Cheating...”

Illegal aliens and minorities hit hardest.


5 posted on 09/08/2021 11:18:13 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: DFG

I think I have a man crush on the Bee. LOL


6 posted on 09/08/2021 11:38:22 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

bttt


7 posted on 09/08/2021 11:39:48 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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